[Highly Important] Riot!!!!!!!! It has been far too long...far, far too long...

Greetings, fellow summoners, and of course Rioters!

Today I come to the reds and ask a question of which a long awaited response is due! Where is and/or what finally happened to High Councilor Reginald Ashram? Did he did? Was he captured? Did he fall into the void? Is he Jax? Is he somewhere in the League? Is he drinking tea with General DuCouteau? Seriously Riot, what's with these people in the lore? Is our lore department that downsized?!?!

You guys said we were going to be getting a new and improved version of the lore and that's why the JoJ was removed; so far, I've seen NOTHING and everything keeps getting further and further from the lore. Though I must admit, the lore of Vel'Koz was quite reminiscent of the old Judgements (for this I am glad)! Anyway, what's going on guys? Riot's been really quite regarding ANYTHING to do with lore currently...which is quite bothersome, considering as how we really do have an amazing overall lore.

Another thing, there are many champions that join the League for certain reasons...and it's like you guys never let these reasons get fulfilled! What's up with that?!?!?! And don't say "because then the champion would be removed"--as it really would not be that hard if a champion completed their "goal" for the lore to be changed to say that they were now serving in the League because of "insert random indefinite new reason here".

FINALLY Riot...FINALLY...why do we have no battles for land anymore?!?!?!?!?!?! This was what the flipping League was created for in the dang first place!!! The last proper battle was NOXUS AND IONIA for Heaven's sake...and that was YEARS ago now; it's absolutely 100% retarded to have champions running all over the battlefield for no flipping reason!!!! Why are there no hidden buffs or passives for teams that were made aligned on the same lore-side?????????????? Seriously...if you read ANYTHING into the lore, it is freakin' stupid to have (for example) Darius and Lux on the same team!!!!!! Don't get me wrong...I'm not saying that these compositions should be forbidden or punished, even in the slightest. What I AM saying, is that teams that plan their composition out to be champions that would theoretically be on the same side anyway SHOULD BE rewarded!!!!!!!!!! Seriously Riot, you guys have spent enough time designing champion after champion and piece of written lore after piece of written lore!!! It's time you incorporated this stuff into the game. This would not only add +500 Fun level to the game, but would also cause players to be more skillful if they wish to get the most out of the game; not only this, but it would greatly improve teamwork (because to get any team benefits you would need to effectively communicate with your team). Instead of the champion select screen breezing by without prior thought, why not incorporate a system where teams could vote (or heck, even make it randomized) for what they will be fighting. Also on the champions page (in the Summoner Profile are, not Champ Select screen), players should be able to click on champions and see not only their abilities, lores, and tips, but also be able to see who their allies are and what special buff(s) would be given if they were on a lore-suitable team (for example: if Lux is on a team with 4 other Demacian champions, they would all receive the "For Demacia!" buff which would give stats: insert stats here!

Riot, this topic cannot be rated highly enough in importance! This would MASSIVELY improve the game FAAAAAAAR beyond its current capacities. Please answer with expediency!!!! Thank you!