I am prepared to delete my entire "friends" list

I don't do premades. I stopped doing premades a long time ago, but my most recent experience has put one of the last nails in that particular coffin.

My general reason is the people who want to do a premade with me are usually using me as a massive crutch against their colossal fuckups or erroneously believe that premades give them some sort of hidden power boost that will allow them to win every game no matter how many colossal fuckups they make, so they go ahead and make every colossal fuckup possible.

In my most recent experiences, not a single person who wanted to do a premade with me was sober. Hell, "drunk" and "stoned" doesn't even begin to describe how many drugs these people had taken. One was so out of it, it took him over half an hour to realize we weren't even in a game.

I've never had a good experience with premade teams. Everything wrong and horrible about random teams is has been amplified a thousandfold with every premade team I've EVER been in. And I'm tired of it. I'm ESPECIALLY tired of dealing with the people who are so fried, they don't even remember their own names or that they're even playing League. Pot, alcohol and opiates are not performance-enhancing drugs, and all you are doing by binging on them is wasting my time.

And before any of you assholes say anything, drugs don't work on me.