If You Are Under The Influence STAY OUT OF RANKED.
I don't care if you are stoned, high, baked, drunk.. It doesn't matter what your status affliction is. The next time you are thinking it's the greatest idea to play when you have no clue where you are or what you are doing, have some respect for your fellow League of Legends players and queue a normal game instead of ranked. No one is telling you that you cannot play League of Legends however it's very unsportsmanlike to be queuing into a queue where your fellow team is trying their best when you can't even remember how you got at your computer to being with.
I HIGHLY disagree with your actions when you come into the game and talk about nothing except how baked you are then go 3/14 in your lane walking around like a lost drunk player in pre-level 30 queue who hasn't mastered moving their champion and throwing their abilities around like they have no idea how to use them. That is 100% unsportsmanlike conduct and I do not care what the excuse is, it shouldn't be tolerated.
If you really feel the urge to play ranked that badly when you are "baked" please don't ramble in the chat about it.
Trust me, I'd rather think that perhaps you were just having a bad day than knowing that I have someone in my game that probably can't even put their shoes on correctly.
Thanks.