So I devised this one today and it;s oddly satisfying.
I went on google and found a comment generator.. And now instead of barraging people with comments of hate.. I flood them with words of kindness. The end result is them knowing they are a piece of shit despite your endless words of endearment #ReformedButStillCancer
Or just mute and move on with your life
"I thoroughly dislike you"
These are some of my go to lines and the ( ) text is what they really mean.
"Idk that champion normally does well." (You are actually just useless) "I've seen it work before." (Again anyone would have been more useful) "Your previous games must have been quite tilting." (Because you're clearly tilted) "Please go farm yourself back in to the game." (This is basically saying you're useless go play in minions) "I hope your day gets better." (Because like you it clearly sucks) "Maybe you should try another champion." (Because you suck at that one) "Well INSERT CHAMP NAME doesn't normally go LANE " (Your champion is being played in the wrong area dumb ass)
Enjoy
[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
Speaking ironically is actually not an innovation.
Instead of this, I think it is a better idea that everyone just stop %&*#ing typing and play.
I tend to do this to my ADC's a lot when they seem to think its a good idea to go in 1v3 because they got back to lane first.
"Good job man, you saw they were going hungry and gave them a feast. I admire your kindness."
I have found out though this though, apparently every ADC in league has a friend who works at riot. who knew right?
You're only reformed when you mean the nice things you say. You can also mean the not so nice things, but you'll just choose a better place to say them.
Good evening.
I have locked this thread because it's trolling. Being sarcastic or sardonic is neither new nor exciting. As always, if someone is being toxic in your match, the best policy is to MUTE, REPORT, MOVE ON.
Well bless your heart.
I'd be careful about "flooding" since spam is still spam - a human can still smack you for obvious passive aggression, so keep that in mind.
"Dear jungler, although you have missed 4 consecutive smites on uncontested barrons having it stolen by a global skillshot even though it was under the hp threshold for smite for 3 seconds. You are still the light of my life, and I will always love you."
