So I devised this one today and it;s oddly satisfying.
I went on google and found a comment generator.. And now instead of barraging people with comments of hate.. I flood them with words of kindness. The end result is them knowing they are a piece of shit despite your endless words of endearment #ReformedButStillCancer
Magical Player3 votesOr just mute and move on with your life
Aurelion Soul NA1 votesMuting everone doesnt stop them from playing bad lol
archerno12 votes"I thoroughly dislike you"
Has No Team2 votesThese are some of my go to lines and the ( ) text is what they really mean.
"Idk that champion normally does well." (You are actually just useless) "I've seen it work before." (Again anyone would have been more useful) "Your previous games must have been quite tilting." (Because you're clearly tilted) "Please go farm yourself back in to the game." (This is basically saying you're useless go play in minions) "I hope your day gets better." (Because like you it clearly sucks) "Maybe you should try another champion." (Because you suck at that one) "Well INSERT CHAMP NAME doesn't normally go LANE " (Your champion is being played in the wrong area dumb ass)
Enjoy
[slayer-pantheon-rainbows]
Better Jungler3 votes[sg-lux]
I like these.
If a teammate is doing terrible, I normally just say things like:
"I loved having you on my team Garen." or... "Ashe, you tried your best, great work out there." or.... "I think you did great as adc ezreal! Really, GREAT job out there."
Only if its obviously satiric.
Aurelion Soul NA2 voteslol It is odly satisfying isnt it
Has No Team1 votes[slayer-jinx-wink]
I have some more gems but those are just for me
redniwediS1 votesYou're only reformed when you mean the nice things you say. You can also mean the not so nice things, but you'll just choose a better place to say them.
Strilter1 votesErum cough it doesn't say their goal is positive reformation.... only to reform players that commit bad behaviour... Therefore (like in my case) I was reformed to be more toxic and ban more people that were just having bad games, and ment no real harm. Reform is change... but change is not always good...
Aurelion Soul NA1 votesI think its funny how they think toxic behavior is going to change just because they let 5 year olds moderate their game for them.. Always gonna be toxic people. .
Im always gonna flame no matter what game Im on.. And I have never not heard of soemone not getting pissed on a game. I've seeen people rage on Words With friends..
I think what Im doing now is hilarious and the person I'm doing it to has no clue whats going on.. They are gonna feed, or not ping, or do whatever bs they are doing to make us lose regardless. But at least I get my frustration out.
Strilter1 votesFrom my experience I have never seen a flame hydrant, a gaslighter, or troll start the game that way.... they don't get triggered until someone ... one of these "reformed, summoners code abiding citizens" Attempts to say something to them. That being said if they messed up, and it is blatantly obvious and someone points it out... they are at fault, not the flammer.... because every flame needs a spark. ^^
redniwediS1 votesCalling yourself reformed does kind of carry with it the definition Riot uses, with only involves a positive change. It's a bit of semantics, but still.
Strilter1 votesNo riot implies the context of the term Reform... Re- (to do again) and form (to take shape) riot implies the simple word reform implies positive growth... but It can mean the opposite ... it does not carry with the definition RIOT uses it. Riot simply expects it to be accepted in that context but that is NOT what reform means... they should change it to Become a Positive Social Impact rather than becoming reformed because that is what they intend... it is not semantics it is a matter of definition and actually stating what they mean rather than implying crap....
redniwediS1 votesIn the context of the League boards, where we talk about Riot and it's rules, it's common to use words the way Riot does. I'm not arguing the actual definition, I'm simply saying that around here the negative side of reforming is all but ignored and bringing it up requires specific mention, while talking about the positive side does not.
Different places have different context that adjusts the way we use and accept words, and the boards are no different.
Strilter1 votesYes it is common but I merely point out that no toxic player is going to care about riots "context" ^^ And I like to dwell on the negative implications because they hold a spot in my heart. Riot's sytems have done nothing but make me more toxic over the years I have played. I understand the concept but there is no reason to blatantly ignore that there is a flipside to the coin.
redniwediS1 votesTrue. Maybe we need to change the general context of the boards so people, including myself, don't make as many language based assumptions. No clue how it would be done, but maybe it needs to happen.
Aurelion Soul NA1 votesOr how about I do what Im doing now, because it doesnt hurt anyone and it makes me laugh instead of rage.
redniwediS1 votesI made no comment on whether you should or should not do it, only that I wouldn't consider yourself reformed, at least by Riot's definition of the word.
Karunamon1 votesWell bless your heart.
I'd be careful about "flooding" since spam is still spam - a human can still smack you for obvious passive aggression, so keep that in mind.
Aurelion Soul NA1 votesYou took my joke thread way to seriously dude
Strilter1 votesIndeed ... canned ham that I would na feed mae dog is still canned ham I would nae feed to mae dog.
Strilter1 votes"Dear jungler, although you have missed 4 consecutive smites on uncontested barrons having it stolen by a global skillshot even though it was under the hp threshold for smite for 3 seconds. You are still the light of my life, and I will always love you."
Aurelion Soul NA1 votesNah you have to use the random quote generator.. its like "Nice use of charcoal in that shot Jungle <3
Strilter1 votesI'm not gonna lie that's pretty hilarious.
Sona Ping1 votesSpeaking ironically is actually not an innovation.
Instead of this, I think it is a better idea that everyone just stop %&*#ing typing and play.
Strilter1 votesTelling people to stop typing is siding with the instigator... because you are implying the one should be complacent ... you are worse than the troll.
HalcyonDweller3 votesYou have missed the point. Retaliating against the 'instigator' only worsens the situation.
It's basic psychology, if the person is trolling then the last thing you should do is call attention to it because that is what they want. If you reward them for that behavior, they will want to do it more to receive that attention reward again.
And if they are not trolling then you acting hostile towards them and accusing them of something they have not done will only anger and distract them. If that happens then they are likely to waste time arguing back and forth with you, or to ignore you entirely (which is equally bad when you need them to play safer in lane or want them to come gank for you or want them to ward something for you, etc).
Seriously, if a player is pissing you off, the best thing you can do is to shut up and not address them. For so many reasons.
Strilter1 votesaye the good ole pacifist angel thank you for once again standing idle while your teammates are miss treated. Hell you problably report them for standing up for themselves because you expect them to be complacent... as I said you are worse than the troll.
HalcyonDweller4 votesGood to see that you prefer to read just to find ammunition to argue against rather than read to understand the content of my words. Let me know if you're ever ready to have a rational discussion about this.
I do not report people for standing up for themselves. Whether I report a player or not depends on if they act inappropriately, not on whether they stand up for themselves or not. I do however, report people for telling others to kill themselves or for using hate speech, such behavior does not qualify as standing up for one's self.
Strilter1 votesSee what is ironic here... is that you continue to debate just like players do in league of legends... despite the fact it is obvious that you are not going to convince me of anything or change my point of view... so as a hypocrite tell me ... why do you give this advice to your fellow players when you are not able to do it yourself? Thank you for being a perfect example.
HalcyonDweller1 votesDemonstration by instigation. I see.
You would do well to not antagonize others. It will often only serve to cause you trouble in life.
We are done here. I'm not going to waste time arguing with an unreasonable and inflammatory prick.
Strilter1 votesTy for proving my point ^^. And you sir are the unreasonable one. Congradulations.
NiamhNyx1 votesI tend to do this to my ADC's a lot when they seem to think its a good idea to go in 1v3 because they got back to lane first.
"Good job man, you saw they were going hungry and gave them a feast. I admire your kindness."
I have found out though this though, apparently every ADC in league has a friend who works at riot. who knew right?
ModUlanopo1 votesGood evening.
I have locked this thread because it's trolling. Being sarcastic or sardonic is neither new nor exciting. As always, if someone is being toxic in your match, the best policy is to MUTE, REPORT, MOVE ON.