Trolls are so predicatble in this game

There is different levels of trolling but it's always so damn predictable. I will admit in this game I started the trolling but it's because of the reaction I knew I would get that I did what I did in champ select.

Enter champ select in joke queue (aka flex 5v5). Teammate starts chatting up chat all happy w/e blah blah blah. Has hovered and is assigned jungle followed by "don't ban ". Fuck kid.... like... did you have to say it. Obviously now that you said "dont ban darius I have to". Ok of course I didn't have to but... I wanted to spice things up about. I will admit troll move and honestly I looked and the dudes stats on darius after the game I fucked up! lol. Also you can tell when someone talks way too damn much especially in low elo flex queue that they are going to be super bad at the game. It's just a fact.... at least 95% accurate.

So if you read this far you think "Damn Dukues a dick". Sometimes a little. But this is where the super predictable action comes in and I personally am just sick of these players in this game. So fanboy has 3 options. 1. call me out for being a dick and pick another champ and move on with the game. 2. Dodge queue. 3. Troll and try to force us to intent lose. Options 1 & 2 work and option 1 probably ends with him getting honor from team and me if he plays well and me getting flammed for being a dick. 2. just unfortunate but if really can't play another champ well I get it I guess. But obviously he was going to chose option 3 because they almost always chose option 3.

Now in this circumstance I admitted to being a dick. But honestly his reaction would have been the same either way. How many times has someone legitimately accidentally banned a teammate champ? Yet the person trolls anyways. Hovering your champ always has it's risks and most the times you should be fine. But regardless of what happens having your champ banned is no excuse to troll in game and intentionally feed.

Worst part of the whole thing? It was the most bronze games I have played this season and honestly the easiest win ever. Sadly I picked knowing our Darius fanboy was going to troll and just assumed the game was an auto loss so picked Yas and played him in the classic bronze fashion. Our went full ap instead of tank, which lead to him doing damage but its just a shit build right now and way better to go tank. And a tank is really what we needed. Somehow our did no damage even after not buying sight stone. Regardless of this all we still made the game go like 45 mins in a 4v5 with our jungle intent trolling us most the game. Sigh... felt bad. Not because we lost but because we lost to some of the worst players I have ever played against on this account. Ah well good thing I don't care about flex queue rank. Plus... raka one game more out lp and closer to that bronze 5 they deserve.

tl,dr I was a dick and predicted my teammate would troll. Whats the point of this post? Not really sure lol. I guess.... hey trolls we know what you going to do already so maybe change things up a bit? Some of us not afraid to lose a game and find it worth playing it out to report you for intent feed. But also, people need to stop taking champ select and champ bans so seriously. I have legitimately in the past accidentally banned a teammate champ before and it always turns into some bs troll party. Some of us just used to banning certain champs and don't always look to see what people have hovered.

And maybe its a good example of reportable actions in champ select. Because you know what way more common than a teammate banning a teammate hovered champ? Someone being assigned support and saying "mid or troll".