I'm so mad ( rent inside )

Myz·12/11/2015, 8:36:33 AM·2 votes·627 views

I play a normal game for fun.

I pick Malzahar mid because his skin is sexy. I get ganked by Vi 4 times, she kill me on 4th. Ok, what is fatman doing ? Nothing. Riven losing the top lane, I ask him to go gank because it's mirror match and our riven is 0-3 and I'm only 0-1. He say ''fuck this ''. Ok. What is he doing ? He gank bot twice and top once in a 2X minutes game, no gank mid ?! I understand why this ** ass mother* is still silver. How are you playing gragas and useless Vi ganked more than you ?

And I make a mistake at like 15 minutes, I tho I had yellow ward up so I chased and I needed 4 seconds so I die facechecking and I say ''sorry team tho I had yellow ward'', note this is the first time I say something, this gragas starts being a whiny * about it. Dude stfu, you been fapping in the jungle, and still being oufarmed and outganked by Vi, and I haven,t said anything for the whole game about it and you're being a * about 1 mistake I did, where I even said sorry ?????????????

Ok so now I go full ham on this kid and tell him '' Yo you damn * ass mother** you ** suck at this game you play like dog poop that's why you're still silver '' blablablabla and now useless blitzcrank who tried to bait me like 5 times say ''if you weren't a bitch like that you wouldn't be platinum'' yeah right, you ugly diamond III 0 points scared to play because he know he'll get demoted to bronze V with his shitty MMR. Damn support main with no mechanics, we all know supports main get carried and would be at least 1 division below their current one playing a role that actually require mechanics, game understanding, map awareness ....

Why all these * ass playing normals and screwing my games like that ?

If I played as many game as your bitch ass blitz %%%%%h 1400 ranked games I'd be diamond 0 points like you loser but I only played 220 and I'm already only 1 division away from you, you ** ** ...

Why everyone screwing my game experience like that ? Didn't you watch the damn video where it tell you to check the ** map every 7 seconds ? Is that too hard ?!?!?! no it's not.

Than I try to make a team to go to some shitty tournament in Montréal called LAN ETS but my team bail out on me because they soooooo bad ... how is a platinum like me telling these diamond what they're doing wrong ? How the fuck did you get to * diamond with such bad mechanics ????? is everyone I meet diamond support main who only know how to place ward and activate their * red trinket ? WTF is this shit I'm so mad

/rant

EDIT: SOME ***** *** ****** say it's rant and not rent but IDC because north america isn't only english so if you're baby and you want to call me out on 1 wrong spelling idc

15 Comments

TragicTrajectory12/11/2015, 8:58:05 AM5 votes

A rant is not an acceptable form of rent, please you're 3 months behind. [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Troll for Trump12/11/2015, 8:39:50 AM3 votes

"/rent?"

Awkward Couch12/11/2015, 8:52:20 AM1 votes

The problem with normals (from what I have experienced) is the MMR system doesn't match as closely as it does in Ranked. In Ranked, you would be matched with people at your skill level. You are in Plat so you would be with Plat/Diamond players. In normals, for whatever reason, this doesn't seem to exist. I'm a shit tear Silver player, and I'm ok with that. I have been getting matched with PLat and Diamond players in Normals lately. It could be that these players got MMR boosted, if you really want to go to lolking.net and check out the lol king score graph and that might give you some idea.

As far as the Supports get carried point, well that's kind of the point of supports. Supports aren't supposed to get the kills/CS and they generally have less gold. Supports may have easier skill cap champs (compare Kalista to let's say sona) but Supports, typically, in the LCS are shout callers. The are supposed to call the plays and watch the map and ping.

Also this preseason doesn't really affect the Season 6 placements. If you raise your MMR by a couple divisions then you may place a division or two higher in your placements. Even if you tank down to PLat 5 you should still place in around high gold if you win at least half your games. Hope this helps you out man.

Korillo12/11/2015, 3:31:33 PM1 votes

You make mistakes and blame other people seems legit

Manwalrus12/11/2015, 4:12:48 PM1 votes

Damn support main with no mechanics, we all know supports main get carried and would be at least 1 division below their current one playing a role that actually require mechanics, game understanding, map awareness ....

Damn we have poor spelling, team blame, "renting", toxicity, swearing, random *, and calling people bronze already, wasn't expecting support flame to make it in here.

I really hope you're joking about the support thing though.