I'm so mad ( rent inside )
I play a normal game for fun.
I pick Malzahar mid because his skin is sexy. I get ganked by Vi 4 times, she kill me on 4th. Ok, what is fatman doing ? Nothing. Riven losing the top lane, I ask him to go gank because it's mirror match and our riven is 0-3 and I'm only 0-1. He say ''fuck this ''. Ok. What is he doing ? He gank bot twice and top once in a 2X minutes game, no gank mid ?! I understand why this ** ass mother* is still silver. How are you playing gragas and useless Vi ganked more than you ?
And I make a mistake at like 15 minutes, I tho I had yellow ward up so I chased and I needed 4 seconds so I die facechecking and I say ''sorry team tho I had yellow ward'', note this is the first time I say something, this gragas starts being a whiny * about it. Dude stfu, you been fapping in the jungle, and still being oufarmed and outganked by Vi, and I haven,t said anything for the whole game about it and you're being a * about 1 mistake I did, where I even said sorry ?????????????
Ok so now I go full ham on this kid and tell him '' Yo you damn * ass mother** you ** suck at this game you play like dog poop that's why you're still silver '' blablablabla and now useless blitzcrank who tried to bait me like 5 times say ''if you weren't a bitch like that you wouldn't be platinum'' yeah right, you ugly diamond III 0 points scared to play because he know he'll get demoted to bronze V with his shitty MMR. Damn support main with no mechanics, we all know supports main get carried and would be at least 1 division below their current one playing a role that actually require mechanics, game understanding, map awareness ....
Why all these * ass playing normals and screwing my games like that ?
If I played as many game as your bitch ass blitz %%%%%h 1400 ranked games I'd be diamond 0 points like you loser but I only played 220 and I'm already only 1 division away from you, you ** ** ...
Why everyone screwing my game experience like that ? Didn't you watch the damn video where it tell you to check the ** map every 7 seconds ? Is that too hard ?!?!?! no it's not.
Than I try to make a team to go to some shitty tournament in Montréal called LAN ETS but my team bail out on me because they soooooo bad ... how is a platinum like me telling these diamond what they're doing wrong ? How the fuck did you get to * diamond with such bad mechanics ????? is everyone I meet diamond support main who only know how to place ward and activate their * red trinket ? WTF is this shit I'm so mad
/rant
EDIT: SOME ***** *** ****** say it's rant and not rent but IDC because north america isn't only english so if you're baby and you want to call me out on 1 wrong spelling idc