27 Comments

TheSingularity9/7/2019, 7:55:04 AM8 votes

"You are a brick. Don't be a brick. Redo the test and GIVE IT EMOTION " uh, i think I broke it

Flashes9/6/2019, 10:46:35 PM6 votes

I did it and it took me to an empty page that downloaded a file that said "5", and it doesn't open. I tried it again, and it said "stop being a brick". I did it AGAIN, and I got the file AGAIN. Can someone tell me what's happening or is it just broken?

Kei1439/6/2019, 11:50:26 PM4 votes

I loved the narration in that video. Lord DGAF is hilarious.

[sg-lux] [sg-lulu] [sg-miss-fortune]

Now I want to see a youtube video about "Streamers react to Riot's Tilt Fables" and see how TFBlade, Hashinshin, Tyler1, Yassuo, IWillDominate, NB3 etc etc reacts to them.

I predict: "THAT'S NOT ME!!!!"

StarDestroyer9/7/2019, 4:33:28 PM3 votes

The Barbarian's Examples at the bottom include Micheal Jordan as the 2ND greatest basketball player of all time. And I must say, just that tilted me lol Especially not knowing who they think is better.

Shadowhunterx279/7/2019, 12:44:46 PM3 votes

I got scarred veteran and I thought that was accurate.

That said, everyone knows that the demon is Rito right?

Like literally.

EyesOfTheFox9/6/2019, 9:43:24 PM3 votes

Lord DGAF is my spirit animal.

CubanThund3r9/7/2019, 8:42:21 AM2 votes

i literally have went on a big tilt streak. this riot post has saved me. - for now at least -

I got paladin. and it fits 100%. I'm always right. I always make calls. and plays. but sometimes my teammates won't listen

a rabid cupcake9/7/2019, 1:52:31 AM2 votes

I took the quiz, then I watched the video. I got the Scarred Veteran.

Gods, that hit too close to home. Way, way too close to home...

[sg-janna]

OtterlyLost9/7/2019, 3:31:32 PM2 votes

I like it too, honestly. I appreciate that they also have ways of dealing with your individual type of tilt which is super nice. I like a lot of the motions they've been taking to help make League less toxic, such as allowing you to pretty much completely turn your chat off in game; its a godsend for people like me who have poor impulse control and now I can "type" into the chat and basically scream into the void without fear of getting repercussions.

I also appreciate that they're trying to help players figure out what kind of tilt they have. I got Lord DGAF(was funny to hear it pronounced Dee-Gaff instead of literally just saying wtf it is, haha) and at first I didn't think it fit me but reading about it, it kind of does. I emotionally and mentally check out of the game and get frustrated quickly when things are going poorly, in part because I don't really have time to deal with lost cause games. I'm personally going to try using the goals thing at the bottom to better deal with my tilt.

Modl Ryden l9/7/2019, 1:54:33 AM2 votes

This is the kinda of stuff players can enjoy. Fun quirks about the game that aren't necessarily played out in Summoner's Rift.

I would like to see more of these but I think these are on scheduled times. Much like how lore was given to us through the Runeterra map, it seems to me we may only get something like this once, maybe twice a year.

Mogarl9/7/2019, 3:48:35 PM2 votes

I got The Barbarian, but don't worry I only rage vocally, so you're safe as long as you aren't in my lobby. I also had an interesting chat with Ventbot.

Sorry to give you no purpose, but I don't actually rage heavily through text. But... why? I am however curious what types of responses you give Ragebot. Is it just simple 1 or two word phrases? Good! Cleanse your anger! oo four words Yes, yes! Let the salt flow! 6 words Ignore your teammates, only I deserve your venting! 8 words I must feed! That last line was a bit creepy though Yea so just relax! Life is there to live B) That makes it worse Rage at me, so that you might live!

I hope somebody gets some use out of Kinkbot, but I at least got a reasonably entertaining 20-30 seconds.

ARandomRedneck9/7/2019, 5:01:41 AM2 votes

...I don't like that I related to all 4 of those.

umlapakcuJ9/8/2019, 6:24:26 AM2 votes

i have only tilted something like 1 or 3 times in my life so i was interested in seeing the results... I didn't get any results. It just threw me back to the earlier page...

McFroste9/8/2019, 3:25:09 PM2 votes

I didn't get anything? It said it was calculating a score and then the site turned blank before loading the "What's your tilt type" page. Am I doing anything wrong or..?

zPOOPz9/6/2019, 9:13:33 PM2 votes

hahaha, I did get some entertainment out of that.

KnightLakega9/11/2019, 3:15:03 AM1 votes

I got the Paladin and it was perfect.. Not only because I only ever play Paladin in MMO's, but because their description was spot perfect on.

Ironically though its the Paladins that get the most bans, because riot only cares about "saying mean things" and everything to Riot can be "taken as negative". As Support will tell you no matter what you say...

So good luck paladins, your real fight starts with support as you try to explain your "hurtful words" aren't toxic or "mean".

xXxThanosxXx699/7/2019, 7:59:16 AM1 votes

1 problem. People aren't good and then bad the other game. People suck and suck other games.

CubanThund3r9/7/2019, 8:48:29 AM1 votes

YOU'RE TROLLING! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG ? ? ? ? ? ????? ?? ??? ??

Busty Demon9/7/2019, 10:57:48 AM1 votes

Got Lord DGAF xD where are you at lads?

Vilkiss9/7/2019, 1:31:33 PM1 votes

Well, i got the Paladin... kinda expected that one to be honest. It's really my playstyle..... Trying to lead even the weakest of players to a victory using strategies and positivity. Saying that "good job!" even tho he did nothing to deserve it..... Awww man, riot knows me better then it should .[slayer-jinx-unamused]

mrmeddyman9/7/2019, 2:49:00 PM1 votes

I knew I'd get Lord DGAF.

In a game state that actively allows this level of tilt, unfair mechanics and Riots' laissez-faire attitude on player reaction (It's normal for the game to be frustrating 50% of the time!)

I find apathy is really the only answer. At some arbitrary point in the game where my Silver 2 brain decides the game is lost without hesitation: /muteall, open up a YouTube video on the other monitor and devote 70% of my attention to that and the only the minimum 30% of brain function neccessary to make it not look like I'm completely trolling in the League game. Single Player mode engaged.

Stop taking the risky initiative that is necessary to possibly turn around and play overly defensively, virtually guaranteeing a slower more arduous defeat, farm every lane as far up as possible while being safe and then mindlessly move around the safe area map when there's no safe gold to take, play chime collecting simulator if I'm on Bard to transform League from frustrating MOBA to a serene casual racing sim as the enemy team leads me on a 700 movement speed Benny Hill inspired chase through their jungle.

And hilariously enough, as per Riots' own Terms of Service this is the "correct" way to manage tilt. All of the other personality types risk venting in chat and earning a ban for their trouble. When by definition they are still trying to win and are a bigger asset while tilted then someone like me, but are just more passionate. That's not the only reason being DGAF is de wae

Barbarians are too emotionally invested in the game, Paladins chasing an arbitrary win condition to enjoy themselves that is only guaranteed in 50% of games and the Scarred Veterans allow the toxicity of League to slowly pool into their soul, maintaining virtually no barrier between them and this cesspool of a game.

It is the DGAFs' of the world that play League of Legends. Everyone else lets League play them.

beermanfu9/7/2019, 10:05:38 PM1 votes

Apparently I'm a barbarian. I thought "that's not me, I'm not impulsive". Then talked about my results with my non gamer older roommate and she said that's totally me. Wtf, I need to work on things I think.