Solution to the "kiss" issue.
Given that there seems (from my cursory looking today) to be a large contingent of players on the EUW/EUNE servers whose primary language is Dutch, why does Riot not just hire (or find current) a few (1-2) support agents in Dutch, and work on translating the client and voice lines into Dutch?
While this obviously isn't a scientific poll and won't be completely accurate, please select below. I'm trying to gauge how many players actually speak dutch (or would if it was a supported language).
Keep in mind that it being a supported language would remove this "kiss" issue entirely, as a chat log in Dutch would be judged as if it was Dutch.