Ah yes... Let me tell you the tale of Teemo which was me.
I was getting ready for a covert operation when suddenly Jinx and Sona killed me about 4-5 times bot lane. "I was the support"
My ally Tristana was a friend of mine so I had back up.
From my many deaths we lost by a landslide. "I tried to harass them... Didn't work out as planned."
Graves is infuriated and insults me but as Teemo I was unscathed. "I've covered wars you know" - Omega Squad Teemo
Then comes Zyra very angry from my sarcastic remarks and consistent deaths.
I was again unscathed but it began chipping my armor...
The war between Me and the duo flamers Graves and Zyra was almost overwhelming but it was a good thing Tristana was there for me.
FF at 20 they said... We can't win.
Suffering, Pain, Torment... I've gone through it many times before, so many times that I couldn't even keep count.
I didn't surrender and I told Tristana, "No, we keep fighting until the end".
But of course who would've thought that Graves and Zyra would ever stop launching atomic warheads on their own allies. "Specifically me!"
However, the only one who was brave enough to endure the pain, the fallout of our struggles was none other than our top laner, Garen.
Loss after loss, fight after fight. /FF /FF We cannot win. Garen begins losing faith in himself.
I couldn't take it anymore and I lashed out. (Insert Sarcastic insult here) "You guys are muted".
And after that the nuclear barrages stopped and the sky became clear.
I only sought after one thing in the end, neither victory nor defeat but to see our true fate.
We fought and fought and finally found an opening in the dragon's pit.
The battle for the dragon buff was a go. "Operation Last Hope"
I remember it clearly as a single shroom placement secured us the victory.
Sona had saw me place it after a little skirmish we had when we arrived for the dragon and decided to try and take it herself using the red trinket.
That was her last mistake as I flashed in to fight her while she was distracted.
We got dragon at 39:19 and in 5 seconds a god's voice ascended "An enemy was slain." A beautiful victory by none other than "Graves..."
Their whole battalion tried to run but there was no escape when our panzer tank Garen chased them to the ends of the earth defeating Illaoi then Tristana jumping for Jinx and then Graves dashing for Lulu.
We take their inhibitor, we took the nexus tower and then the other and by the time my toaster stroodle was ready.
"Kaboom" Victory.
Teemo: You see, maybe you should be nicer next time.
Zyra: Shut up, I carried you.
Graves: Report Teemo.
Tristana: Actually, It was me who carried.
Teemo: You realize I could've clicked surrender and we would've lost regardless of whether or not you carried but Garen... I'm terribly sorry. Report me if you want but... Know that I did this for you.
Garen: ..."Leaves"