List Your Most Memorable Match With A Toxic Player/Troll

WinBoat·2/10/2016, 9:05:25 PM·7 votes·1,169 views

Ok boys, time for me to make the hot and best section with a thread like this!

List your most memorable moment, or moment of this year of having a toxic player/troll.

Mine would be a ranked match where a Morderkaiser got all upset and cried because he didn't get a penta kill cause the jungler Zac took the 5th kill.

Mordekaiser started to flame us while at the base.

It's worth noting I set up the quad, or the wipe with my stun on EKko, so he's lucky he even got a quadra.

Anyhow, that's the moment so far this year. Plenty of troll games like my last game and such, but I found the Mordekaiser going AFK cause he didn't get a penta kill very stupid, one of the stupidest things.

Also remember a teemo troll who played astronaut Teemo. I ran into this guy twice, all he did was just roam the jungle and occasionally popped up out of nowhere trying to gank the enemy and of course ultimately failing. Was stupid but funny, and it's weird I ran into him twice. He refused to communicate, never said a word, and just jungled and tried ganking while leaving his lane open.

19 Comments

Lıttle Boy2/11/2016, 1:42:50 AM3 votes

Ah yes... Let me tell you the tale of Teemo which was me.

I was getting ready for a covert operation when suddenly Jinx and Sona killed me about 4-5 times bot lane. "I was the support"

My ally Tristana was a friend of mine so I had back up.

From my many deaths we lost by a landslide. "I tried to harass them... Didn't work out as planned."

Graves is infuriated and insults me but as Teemo I was unscathed. "I've covered wars you know" - Omega Squad Teemo

Then comes Zyra very angry from my sarcastic remarks and consistent deaths.

I was again unscathed but it began chipping my armor...

The war between Me and the duo flamers Graves and Zyra was almost overwhelming but it was a good thing Tristana was there for me.

FF at 20 they said... We can't win.

Suffering, Pain, Torment... I've gone through it many times before, so many times that I couldn't even keep count.

I didn't surrender and I told Tristana, "No, we keep fighting until the end".

But of course who would've thought that Graves and Zyra would ever stop launching atomic warheads on their own allies. "Specifically me!"

However, the only one who was brave enough to endure the pain, the fallout of our struggles was none other than our top laner, Garen.

Loss after loss, fight after fight. /FF /FF We cannot win. Garen begins losing faith in himself.

I couldn't take it anymore and I lashed out. (Insert Sarcastic insult here) "You guys are muted".

And after that the nuclear barrages stopped and the sky became clear.

I only sought after one thing in the end, neither victory nor defeat but to see our true fate.

We fought and fought and finally found an opening in the dragon's pit.

The battle for the dragon buff was a go. "Operation Last Hope"

I remember it clearly as a single shroom placement secured us the victory.

Sona had saw me place it after a little skirmish we had when we arrived for the dragon and decided to try and take it herself using the red trinket.

That was her last mistake as I flashed in to fight her while she was distracted.

We got dragon at 39:19 and in 5 seconds a god's voice ascended "An enemy was slain." A beautiful victory by none other than "Graves..."

Their whole battalion tried to run but there was no escape when our panzer tank Garen chased them to the ends of the earth defeating Illaoi then Tristana jumping for Jinx and then Graves dashing for Lulu.

We take their inhibitor, we took the nexus tower and then the other and by the time my toaster stroodle was ready.

"Kaboom" Victory.

Teemo: You see, maybe you should be nicer next time. Zyra: Shut up, I carried you. Graves: Report Teemo. Tristana: Actually, It was me who carried. Teemo: You realize I could've clicked surrender and we would've lost regardless of whether or not you carried but Garen... I'm terribly sorry. Report me if you want but... Know that I did this for you. Garen: ..."Leaves"

Awkward Couch2/10/2016, 9:44:54 PM1 votes

My favorite would have to be, I was playing a game as jungle amumu against an Udyr. This Udyr started his red and then came to invade my blue buff. Thinking he was Trick2G, he tried to harass me and take my blue away. Little did he know, I was playing with 4 of my friends, so the bot lane came in and killed him. Since our bot lane was off to a good start I gave my blue over to the ADC. I was able to get over to the other side of the map and get Udyr's blue buff and then my own red.

The amount of Racial and homophobic slurs coming out of his mouth was laughable. I continued to make his jungle a living hell by constantly invading and out damaging him. As a full tank amumu. Come the end of the game (about 18:30) the Udyr was still just salty AF, and naturally I reported him at the end of the game. Not 10 minutes later I get the "a player you reported has been punished". That was the only time I've ever gotten this message.

Baron von Jiggly2/10/2016, 10:10:59 PM1 votes

an irelia fed and gave up the game calling our yasuo a troll. because yasuo came into her lane basically won it she was behind he came and ganked he helped push them back to their inhib tower top and she called him a troll for taking CS to push the lane and win it.

we than spent the entire 50 minute game arguing with this one irelia because they were being such a childish troll trying to blame yasuo for their own troll behavior. the game started off great we were super far ahead of the enemy team. and because of this irelia refusing to play and than only coming back to play only doing nothing to help. We lost an easy game. this match left me so furious that i literally was on the edge of deleting league all together these 2 seasons have by far been the worst seasons for trolls in this game i have seen yet. it is on a whole different level of annoyance

alasarcher2/10/2016, 10:44:11 PM1 votes

I personally dont even remember ever playing with real troll, but i played against Xin recently who played top and cried cause teemo was destroying him. Calling everyone noob champion. Then after 3rd death he just ran to lane and danced. Teemo ignored him completely.

l PopstarAhri l2/11/2016, 12:01:50 AM1 votes

Ahri Leblanc I was supporting a Vayne adc as Nami, during a teamfight I was on the verge of death, so I used my ebb and flow to recover hp. But, the heal bounced back and hit the enemy champion and hence stole the penta kill from my adc. But, she was a total bitch anyways, so 0 fuks given.

Brood2/11/2016, 12:58:49 AM1 votes

A friend logs 2 acounts from his desktop and laptop and trolls the same ranked match with 2 players at the same time.He always says it in selection but nobody believes him

Wolfenstin2/11/2016, 1:00:14 AM1 votes

Was playing Bard with Ezreal against Kalista and Blitzcrank.

Naturally, Blitz landed a single grab and secured first blood because Kalista loaded poor Ezreal with too many spears for me to heal him out of it. Kalista apparently figured this was the single greatest achievement of her League career (or was trying to piss us off) and started spamming laugh as fast as her fingers would let her. Blitz joined in shortly after and did the same thing. Muted both of them and the two of us simply played safe until uydr was done nomming up the other lanes.

Most of the laning phase they continued to just spam away whenever they were out of poke range. Eventually, I wandered into the jungle and came through a magical journey, a fed Uydr and Fizz right behind me, into lane with the Kalista and Blitzcrank huddled next to each other in a taunt fest. Blitz grabs me, pulling me to his side and I use it as a chance to stun the two of them. Fizz and Uydr both shred them and me and Ezreal laugh on their corpses.

This repeated throughout the game, two cocky fools stopping to BM, only to get killed. We won, Blitz left immediately but Kalista stuck around to try to play it cool like it never happened. I had a lot of fun that game.

Gene Freakz2/11/2016, 2:45:27 AM1 votes

I should have dodge this game from what happened in the queue, but here goes:

I was about 4th pick in ranked queue and most people showed pick intent. The support (who was third pick) had a Bard-themed summoner name. Our top laner who did not show pick intent locked in Bard for top lane. No big deal, I looked up his stats and he had done pretty well with Bard top lane and I've seen it done from time to time. The support freaks out and spams question marks in the chat and wondered why this was happening. He decides to pick Annie support with ghost and smite. No big deal either, I figure he is just having a laugh and will switch summoner spells at the last second before game starts. Boy was I wrong!

Our jungler, Udyr, caught the troll bug and decided to take cleanse and ignite. When the game starts he immediately runs to mid lane and griefs (I am silver II currently and am normally gold so this isn't a bronze 5 game). He then, upon reviving, runs to bot lane and intentionally feeds. The Annie meanwhile went support top which left our Jinx bot and she wasn't farming safely and ended up dying a lot. The Annie is pissing of the Bard top, and Udyr is running around doing god knows what while the Jinx is dying every other minute bot lane. Not to toot my own horn, but I went 5/0/3 as Morg mid and was pretty pissed off when the game ended.

Runner up: I had a game recently in which an Ali on our team was peeling for the other team as in he was knocking them to safety so we couldn't kill them. Then in all chat he would say something like, "I got your back buddy". SMH This was all because our top (Mundo) and support (Ali) didn't trade in the queue and they had each other's champs.

BroLane2/11/2016, 3:43:54 AM1 votes

Went Teemo support, carried

Zuil2/11/2016, 7:40:15 AM1 votes

Some tool decided to feed (he said in chat). He was 1-14 or something and somehow tugging his dead weight we were still doing good, and he ended up trying when he got into the enemy's base. When we won, he ended by saying "gg ez" never hated a player so much.

GamblerOfLives2/11/2016, 8:07:14 AM1 votes

I remember 1 game, i can't forget this one:|..happend 2 years ago..I had a vayne who was really bad, this was my last ranked game(if i would lose i would get deranked to gold). i was playing amumu jungle. We managed somehow to win the last fight(only their support-thresh was living).Only me(amumu) leona and this vayne. we had a huge wave at their nexus, we needed vayne to help us kill the nexus. Me and leona were trying to end the game, and vayne was trying to hit thresh.She got killed by him.The nexus was 1 hit from dying:|..well, we fcking lost that game. we lost the game bcs of this vayne. she had 20 deaths and 2-3 kills at the end of the game.

this was the most epic game i had:)..i can;t forget this one..but bcs of this game, i don;t expect much from my team when i play

PROJECT Fizz2/11/2016, 2:44:36 PM1 votes

Was playing trist. Ally blitzcrank started flaming me, despite me going 13/2. Calls me a f$$$$t, which I am homosexual. Goes on for. The. Rest. Of. The. Match. I crie evry time. . . . . Not really

Deus Imperator2/11/2016, 3:18:23 PM1 votes

I got queued up with a toxic garen, he was rude and cocky, his first sentence was "I am gonna get 20 kills before this match ends"

He ended 21/1/3. . .completely wasting the enemy team

CerebralKnight2/11/2016, 4:00:03 PM1 votes

I was a jungler I camped my kayle's lane that she was losing hard set my Kayle three kills ahead, I gank again accidentally pick up the kill cause of red buff she still gets the assist. She then proceeds to follow me around jungle soaking up my xp trying to and failing to steal camps, calls out lane positions starts to intent feed. Finally when lane phase is over she chases a kill in jungle where I ping and ask her not to go, she fails to get the kill, dies in a 1v5 and proceeds to verbally abuse me for not doing a 1v5. I proceed to explain to her she is a moron for getting caught out.

End of game enemy team reports her and her duo for toxic and trolling, Her and her duo report me. I get a chat ban they are still playing and last ingame a buddy of mine played against them they were still toxic still trolling no chat ban lol.

SnugglePants2/12/2016, 2:29:23 AM1 votes

First time ever playing Lulu, I missed one skill shot and my lane partner told me: "Get off the game and go have sex with your brother, because you're obviously retarded and inbred"

PrettyPoison 1052/10/2016, 9:35:51 PM1 votes

I was playing support Nautilus and my ADC (a Vayne) had hit level 6 right as I did. I said, "brb, getting Sightstone and sweeper. Farm under turret until I get back and stay safe, Luc just got his ult and Leo is about to hit 6 and they've been super aggro so they might dive you" and went back to base. I bought my items and right as I start walking back to lane, Vayne decides it's time to 2v1 them. Leo gets her 6, they go all in, and Vayne gets insta-killed because she already lost half her health from minion aggro. I'm not even at our inhib turret when this happens. "rep naut worst supp NA" says the Vayne. This continues most of the game. I do my best to save her, but I can't leave lane unless she backs or she's dead. I can't help out the team because I'm babysitting and she's flaming me for feeding them because I'm dying to save her ass, or yelling at me for leaving when its a 4v2 and I run away so they don't kill both of us. She's 0/14 by the end of the game and typing in all chat how trash I am. The life of a support player in a nutshell.

sealust2/12/2016, 3:33:57 PM1 votes

Once apon a time, I was playing support Nami, of course, matched with Udyr, Tristana, Yi, and Yorick. The Yi was mid and when he kept dying because he was Yi mid, he left the game. Of course. At this point our Yorick decides the game is a lost cause and alternates between being afk and afk farming.

Flip to the other team: They figure it's gg since it's 3v5 and build 100% offensively, while Udyr and I build off tank. They end the game with no tanks and no survivablity.

Trist, Udyr, and I were sticking together, bound by the hatred of our teammates, making good picks even winning teamfights; we were winning. Eventually we're on our last push, Yorick figures out that we're actually winning and decides to make a legitimate effort to splitpush.

We totally won but The enemy threw SO hard; I was pissed at them for days.