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Drinking game

The Cream Reaper·2/20/2018, 8:18:22 AM·7 votes·946 views

take a shot of whiskey every time someone brings up one of the following (list will be updated. let me know if i missed something):

"the system is a joke" / " the rioters/mods are retards who don't know what they're doing"

"but tyler1 got unbanned. unban me too"

"i got punished because multiple people reported me, not because i did something wrong"

"people are toxic in sports irl but don't get punished"

"but they were toxic to me too. why are they not banned too"

"but they started it so it's obvious i'm allowed to flame back i mean cmon..."

[insert dunkey video] "i'll just leave this here"

" when i said k y s i meant Kraken Yog-Sothoth and also was meant as a joke"

"i said fg/ ngger/ autist but i'm gay/black/ i have asperger's so it's ok"

"i spent x ammont of money in this game"

"i've been playing since season 1+"

"i've spent x ammount of hours in this game"

" i want a refund"

" i had honor 5"

"bring back the tribunal"

"why not perma chat restrict me instead?"

"prisoner's island"

" i don't think i'm toxic despite all the slurs i used"

" permabanning me after my two week ban is too harsh"

"Overwatch/ Kingsglory ban system is better"

"PUBG was more lenient"

"league will be dead in 2 years"

"i have issues irl and that's why i was toxic"

"my friend did it"

"freedom of speech"

"snowflakes"

"SJW"

downvotes

"grow a thicker skin"

"riot white knight"

"hiding behind your screen"

"your rank in lol/kda/account age/ main/ post history is relevant to this argument about my mistakes"

"i have 10+ permabanned account and i still think i'm innocent"

"i have 20+ permabanned account and i still think i'm innocent"

"riot is putting feeders in my game on purpose"

"riot is banning people for no reason because money"

"i was defending myself"

"i'm going to sue riot games"

drink some bourbon instead when OP edits out the worse parts of the chatlog and Tantram comes in for some summoner 11 -ing

" i blame <Removed by Moderation> Phreak" (haven't seen this yet but i'm sure i will eventually)

-OP gets in a fight with a moderator/herald.

-Title is hilariously misrepresentative of the content of the post, ie. "Banned for telling somebody GG!?" or the equivalent.

-Op didn't bother to read the 2 week ban notification (you know which part in particular ;) )

"25 game chat restrict and 14 day ban 1 game later" and variations of this (see Bonus Round for permaban version)

Optional rules:

if someone complains about downvotes, down a bottle of ginger ale

comment with "Yahtzee!" whenever 3 or more of the above things happen in a post

comment with "BONUS ROUND!" if OP is complaining about a perma, after making a thread a month previous comlpaining about a 14-day. Bonus shot if somebody in the 14-day ban thread said "see you for your perma" or similar. Take a shot of tequila immediately after the first one if OP is perma'd less than 48 hours after a 14-day ban is resolved

have an energy drink if a toxic comment (given the replies to it) got deleted before you could read it FeelsBardMan

down a shot of absinthe if OP's crimes are much worse than the post originally implied (cheating, boting, bought account, inter, etc)

38 Comments

Imperial Pandaa2/20/2018, 8:39:48 AM5 votes

Are you trying to cause people to die from alcohol poisoning?

[fiora-cool]

ModJikker2/20/2018, 4:48:21 PM3 votes

Hey there,

Just edited out a political mention that's not really necessary. I blame Phreak for this edit -takes a quick shot of water cause too early for alcohol-

Carry on

[poppy-wink]

Jo0o2/20/2018, 5:15:26 PM3 votes

Oh, and a shot of tequila any time somebody threatens legal action against Riot due to them getting banned.

Jo0o2/20/2018, 2:31:18 PM3 votes

I'm 6'4", 205 pounds. I can handle my whisky. Dunno about the rest of you, though, this might get rough.

But also, bookmarking this for future reference.

I'd propose a few more triggers for shots:

-OP is from OCE or EUNE, and multiple other OCE/EUNE folks "randomly" appear in support of the OP despite the logs being blatantly toxic.

-OP is complaining about a perma, after making a thread a month previous comlpaining about a 14-day. Bonus shot if somebody in the 14-day ban thread said "see you for your perma" or similar.

-OP gets in a fight with a moderator/herald.

-Title is hilariously misrepresentative of the content of the post, ie. "Banned for telling somebody GG!?" or the equivalent.

Double shots for major achievements in PB shitposting:

-OP is perma'd less than 48 hours after a 14-day ban is resolved

-OP's thread reaches -25 points

-OP complains about being banned for boosting, is Diamond 5 60% win rate solo/duo but Silver 4 38% win rate in flex

TrulyBland2/20/2018, 8:28:43 AM2 votes

That doesn't sound healthy like it can be survived.

Small sidenote: If you want to avoid formatting problems when writing asterisks, write &#42; instead (if you want to write that, you can write &&#35;42; (I'd tell you how to write that, but I think I'll stop that infinite loop early)) Proof that it works: *test*

smoke the dope2/20/2018, 6:56:01 PM2 votes

jesus it really is the same 10 sad people who post over and over on this board. Its actually sad how some of you think your better than others.

P3rspective2/20/2018, 7:36:01 PM2 votes

How about we down 2 bottles for every time someone gets a permaban appealed? ;)

Ayanami3rd2/21/2018, 2:14:49 PM2 votes

Cheers.

Maybe we could have a form where you could just select one of these instead of being allowed to post free text here? Would save a lot of time....

HalcyonDweller2/21/2018, 7:38:39 PM1 votes

Dude, that list of yours could put somebody in the hospital!

It would probably take me less than an hour to drink myself under the table playing this particular drinking game.

U GOT WRECKT LOL2/20/2018, 3:31:22 PM1 votes

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Abraxus follower2/20/2018, 2:14:25 PM1 votes

If today wasn't a good day to die idk what is TIME TO GET TO DRINKING

Jo0o2/22/2018, 3:11:10 PM1 votes

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down a shot of absinthe if OP's crimes are much worse than the post originally implied (cheating, boting, bought account, inter, etc)

Oh baby, it's gonna get lit.