ADVENTURES IN SMURFING!!!

hey guys what are the funniest things you've heard low levels say to you whilst smurfing? I finally hit one.

-story: last game i played a champion i dont actually play, Gnar and did rather well. i suppressed top, bullied the shit outta Garen i took towers like a good player etc etc. Least deaths, most kills, more assists than supp (thresh)

thresh in game says "man if only this gnar were better" mind you everyone else is failing miserably. it happens im a smurf so i bought other smurfs ( ) in - whoops. anyway. Im actually doing just fine. i actually didnt respond to any of his or his ADC's jeers for the game till it ended (after all i shoulddnt have to explain myself to inferior players, I didnt say a word all game anyway, it was just people shouting "WHAT ARE YOU DOING GNAR WHY ARE YOU TAKING TOWERS?? KILL HIM."). i knew it was over. they ravaged the base and the only taken towers we had were the ones i backdoored and or pushed (and pinged to push) while they were chasing for Kills.

last 2 minutes of the game i knew we were done thresh takes a final Jab "Man this Gnar sucks"

I respond with "/all hey guys 1/10/4 Thresh said "if only i were better QQ" they ALL laughed ad both him and twitch, proceeded to call me the best player on the team and thresh was BUTTHURT

My score actually was 8/8/4 died twice from execution to avoid feeding enemy.

After game chat:

Thresh: report Gnar, very toxic Me: uhh 1/11/4 (team score 17/47/15) Thresh: IM A SUPPORT, YOU IDIOT.

You know? i thought bronze was a scary place, i obviously underestimated the power... of the pre-30... How could i let myself forget all the hell it took to get to 30.

Anyhow what are some stories of blatant stupidity? any while smurfing?