In my profile it say i have ~100 upvotes. But i know for sure - none of my topics came even close to that. Is this some next level Google+ stuff, where you update your profile and the next day you get 5000 views? xD
Please tell me, i'm clueless. 
well every time you comment or post you upvote yourself automatically giving you 1 upvote
Downvotes do not remove any votes from your lifetime upvote counter, meaning if 10 people upvote you and 10 downvote you the post will show at the usual +1, where as your total went up by 10. This accounts for some of the discrepancy, but as Dunkin Darius already said each of your posts comes with an upvote by default, so it could be a combination of the two that you're noticing.
