If you waked up in Runeterra, what would you do?

XIII Vanitas··7 votes·787 views

Would you dare to explore the magical (and also very dangerous) world?

Would you immediately look for a way to go back home? How would you plan your search?

Would you willingly settle down and spend the rest of your life there? If yes, where would you live?

29 Comments

agbudar6 votes

i would walk straight to iona. but not before a pletora of pshycomaniac "champions" will most likely murder me in brutal and gruesome ways

Aatrox Chogath KogMaw Velkoz Draven Illaoi Khazix Kindred RekSai TahmKench Zyra Teemo Thresh Sion Singed Shaco Vladimir

GULAG 4 U1 votes

I don't hink aatrox would murder you but I understand for the rest.

XIII Vanitas2 votes

Illaoi wouldn't necessarily. And neither Draven, if you tell him that you're a fan of him.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

I guess yeah...

agbudar1 votes

am i a noxian? no

as such i will be executed in glorious DRAAAAAven style

XIII Vanitas1 votes

Draven loves himself way more than Noxus. He doesn't care about where you come from, as long as you cheer for him.

Friendly Ram4 votes

Flip off demacia. flip off noxus. go somewhere with more fun like ionia.

XIII Vanitas2 votes

"Go somewhere with more Noxians, like Ionia"

FeelsInvadedMan

Friendly Ram1 votes

IShen WouldMasterYi LikeSyndra ToKennen sayIrelia NOPE

RageQ23 votes

Try to touch Ryze's scroll.

Bob41313 votes

Find Blitzcrank and Braum and join the "Save the Poros Foundation."

Lord Boltrix3 votes

Step 1. Go to Kumungu Jungle. Step 2. Find Nidalee Nidalee. Step 3. ?????? Step 4. PROFIT!

Oakleaf Ranger3 votes

Murder Yasuo so that no one can ever pick him on my team.

Curious Kat2 votes

I would straight up try to bang some hawt babes, hubba hubba, cmere sona!

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

I would not explore without an escort from someone like Braum or Taric who can guarantee my safety, but I'd definitely be staying. The world would be too amazing to leave (magic AND steampunk technology?! that's a no brainer). I'd live in Ionia and go find MonkeyKing and MasterYi so I could become the 3rd practitioner of Wuju Style. I will say it would be a bit unnerving knowing that AurelionSol is out there and could wipe out the planet any time he wants, but I think I'd get over it.

R FLASH XD1 votes

Jack off

Lordllo1 votes

If I WOKE up in Runeterra, I'd probably find Pantheon and become a baker with him...

XIII Vanitas2 votes

AAAAAAH, I CAN'T CHANGE THE TITLE!!!

Narvuntien1 votes

I guess I'll offer my services to Zaun. i think they'll find a good use for a nanotechnologist. nano bots nano bots killing everything nano bots nano bots. as long as I remain just useful enough they don't try to experiment on me..

why not Piltover? well because they are engineers not scientists.

Darius Strada1 votes

Sleep again and hopefully Next time I'm in Azeroth

Stars Shaper1 votes

Ascend.. the exact moment I realize I'm there.

exiledFromBadmen1 votes

I'd try my luck in Piltover.

aqours fanboy1 votes

Go to Zaun, build shit, make money.

Maximum Morde1 votes

I'd go straight to the Shadow Isles and become undead. Hopefully my transformation will involve a night of fun with Elise and Eve.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

I'm pretty sure that only works led in the first instant of the Shadow Isle's creation.

Unless you're Karthus or Elise. So either have a Beliber scale obsession with death or sacrifice peeps for Vilemaw. Your pick.

TheSequelsRBad1 votes

Creepily stalk Soraka.

Yatsufuså1 votes

Pray that my kit and story don't get retconned every 2 years.

Ozag the Mighty1 votes

I would get shot with a dart then blindly run around till I got exploded by a mushroom.

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