Please, for the love of Nagakabouros, give TB Skyen a fat female champion

XIII Vanitas·6/6/2019, 11:22:07 PM·51 votes·15,901 views

We could also have a proper old hag, or a battle-scarred (maybe one-armed?) female veteran from either the Noxian or the Demacian army. Just give the man something so that he'll finally get over their absence from the game, because every single attractive female champion that gets released will inevitably trigger one of his classic quarter-hour-long tirades. And, to be honest, he isn't even entirely wrong about it: we have over 140 champions and those archetypes are yet to be explored.

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Asudurga6/7/2019, 12:53:19 AM25 votes

Braum's Mother? She sounds like a tough ol lady.

FallingMeteor6/7/2019, 12:59:44 AM15 votes

I wish we got an old lady support or mage that casts hexes and stuff. All the old female champions look pretty young. Camille Neeko Zoe Leblanc Elise Zyra

Phieldworker6/7/2019, 12:09:21 AM10 votes

Yeah I watched that video and I was like he’s not wrong. Her design is boring. I’m sure she’ll be fun but I thought she would be this jungle looking person. Not someone from the old version of league.

Blåsigt6/7/2019, 1:01:40 AM8 votes

To be honest, it would be nice for some variety when it comes to the human champions - everyone seems to be some the same young person. Swain used to be a nice outlier in the roster, but we know how that turned out... I would love to see some kind of obese pirate wench with crazy cleavage or something.

Velasan6/7/2019, 2:34:52 AM5 votes

Can we have all of those?

I would love to see a witch character, and a battle veteran, and another half hextech piltover person (like Hive we saw previewed, but was never implemented).

Anyways, for me personally I'd love to see the witch the most. With like a gnarly staff/broomstick and some kind of familiar that follows her around. Maybe a support who can use the familiar to scout in place of wards?

Oh! Also, that hextech support woman they never made, where she had some kind of giant mech weapon. Can't remember the name right now so if someone still has pictures of that go ahead and link it.

Blåsigt6/7/2019, 2:29:52 AM4 votes

I am not sure I would describe Illaoi as fat. She certainly has a very, very, very, VERY broad body for a woman, but she appears to be all muscle.

DeleteSuppRole6/7/2019, 7:13:39 AM4 votes

what the hell is a "TB Skyen"?

NelsieLisnen6/7/2019, 12:00:18 PM3 votes

To be honest he sounds entirely right. There is an audience for all the archetypes we haven't gotten yet but riot keep pandering to a ghost demographic they already know how to please.

warmcorntortilla6/7/2019, 11:44:42 AM3 votes

God im drooling at the thought of a badass, battle-scarred, one-armed, tough-as-nails, 40+ y/o Noxian war veteran. Stuck in their ways, no patience, bitter, ruthless, merciless. God. When the boards have better character design concepts than the actual game.

Edit: a woman, tho.

Chembaron Yamada6/7/2019, 8:43:33 AM3 votes

Give me a chembaroness. That's all.

BLACK REALM GOD6/7/2019, 1:42:04 PM3 votes

in all honesty... i'd love an old hag style witch doctor.

IceKingChernobog6/9/2019, 8:06:44 PM2 votes

Who’s TB Skyen and why should i care about him?

SettDownShutUp6/7/2019, 3:54:55 AM2 votes

How about giving us Braum's Mamma!

King Braum6/7/2019, 11:58:17 AM2 votes

I still want to see a champion like Ash's mom adapted to the game, even if she's dead. She was awesome.

grayamir6/8/2019, 12:12:37 AM2 votes

Wish they'd make a champ similar to Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter series. She may be a wrinkly old lady but she's still very charming, plus she's witty and powerful. There is a distinct lack of snarky old lady quips in LoL, and I would like this to be fixed xD. Like, an actually old looking old lady, not the "she's over 18, I swear!", old ladies.

Rito needs to step out of their comfort zone, they can afford to try something different, even if it doesn't yield Lux level profit.

MordridtheBlack6/6/2019, 11:38:30 PM2 votes

Illaoi enough said

Makarakarn6/7/2019, 10:31:15 PM1 votes

No..just no..I personally don't care for representation where it shouldn't be. Not that representation is bad, but that it has a place, and existing outside that place for the sake of existing is wack. That is how I feel about representation. Now let me clarify, there is a collosal difference between representation and pandering. If Riot right now sees this post and goes and makes this champion just to please whoever we're talking about, that's pandering. Pandering just shouldn't exist, I don't think I need to explain more.

BlindfoldedRaven6/8/2019, 8:16:37 PM1 votes

The game is about champions, the greatest fighters and mages in the world. Why would one of the greatest fighters in the world be old and/or fat?

I can understand having a really muscular female character like Illaoi, but champions are supposed to be young and fit.

I can understand the idea of an old witch, but that's kind of a generic idea.