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Burnt Iron King84 votesSo Mordekaiser can be a baker but Pantheon can't?!
Transgressor26 votesOh shit, a joke of this type without the self insert Graves+cigar fuckup?!
Instant upvote!
NegusInParis17 votesBut where is Graves cigar?
Transgressor21 votesTRIGGERED
Lord Boltrix9 votesWho do you think helped Malicious Metal and Mordekaiser bake those cookies?
Pantheon and Morgana of course.
Those cookies are just full of suffering, sin, honor, and huekaiser gameplay balance.
Riotmoonstones6 votesMaybe he's like Jarvan and he's helping. ;)
Riotmoonstones57 votesThese are so badass! Nicely done! ^-^
Malicious Metal43 votesThank you :D
They would have been way more metal if I had burned them but then again, I like me some delicious cookies.
Riotmoonstones55 votesI think we can leave the burnt cookies up to Morgana. ;)
Stars Shaper54 votesYou only need to bake them once, fool!
Malicious Metal42 votesSo does that mean we won't get Sinful Succulence Mordekaiser with gigantic oven mitts and a rolling pin as a mace? T^T
FoggyPaws8 votesI CALL THE SKIN DEPARTMENT TO THIS POST HEED MY CALL, MAKE IT SO [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Leadpaintchips5 voteswhat's even worse, is that Panth, who IS GIVING THE THUMB'S UP, wouldn't become a baker.
Sanguine Law1 votesHoly, for all this time I thought it was a chicken.
MrWasjig1 votesI think it would be better if Riot focuses on actually fixing Mordey first as amazing as that skin sounds :D
Bottom Laner4 votesI'm sure she tries her hardest.
Riotmoonstones3 votesMaybe she just needs a lesson from Pantheon. :P
LOL Spammer12 votesNot cooked enough http://i.imgur.com/n1aOeTR.jpg Saved https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CSfK203UAAAkwID.png
Count Zubat11 votesCan I have a recepie?
Malicious Metal38 votes-8 ounces of Metal shards -9 ounces of Pain -1 pinch of Despair -3 crushed skulls -1 blackened soul -18 ounces of Suffering -1 Indomitable will
And lots of love
Count Zubat25 votesThank you kindly, sir. Now, excuse me, but I have to go to the kitchen.
frigginmurlocs1 votesHow many hues are needed, and what if I wanted to make the doritokaiser colors?
Ironclad Dragon8 votesWhenever I see a Malicious Metal and LaughingFish thread these days, I can't help but wonder, "What the heck am I notable for?"
No, I'm not envious of you at all, Malicious. Not at all, nope...
PeponiPoro1 votesAt least your probably not bronze...I'm to lazy to look you up XD
Ionian1 votesYou don't have to make threads to be "known".
People here know me as that annoying guy that always talks about 
Ironclad Dragon1 votesWell, it's in your username and everythin', and I don't talk about my main like you or Malicious.
Stars Shaper6 votesMalicious Metal6 votesNow I know where I'll spend my christmas holiday XD
LOL Spammer2 votesSomewhere, Ozzy Osbourne is saying, "I knew it!"
Doctor Dyment6 votesHappy Holidays Malicious. We all appreciate how vocal you are about Mordekaiser. Have a good one.
Jïsoo4 votesNew item for Mordekaiser confirmed.
Steel Biscuit of Rejuvenation.
PeponiPoro2 votesthese always remind me of poro snacks and how i wish you could get more in game XD
Goodnight Nunu3 votesNow I'm almost certain our dear Malicious Metal wears underwear with tiny Mordekaiser helmets on them.
t0ad53 votesThey aren't really mordekaiser cookies until CertainlyTneedstogo ruins them
Over Innsmouth2 votesI love this so much I can't even describe it.
Malicious Metal1 votesHey, you might want to make some Vladimir themed delicacies yourself as a tributeXD
"Punomancer's pool of Pudding' "
Over Innsmouth6 votesSadly, I am an appalling chef.
Being TheUntitledKing does not make me TheUntitledBaKing.
Gunslinger7442 votesDelicious Metal
Heretic Lunari1 votesNicely done! Here take some 
.
Lhostalis1 votesAfter 3 cookies does you stomach just inebriate itself like after 3 morde auto's?
CasterGilgamesh1 votesit taste brutal AF
Jungle Lux God1 votesLooks like these cookies are a delicious source of iron.
Bruddah Mase1 votesYou really do have no life
Rico Nasty1 votesRecipe?
frigginmurlocs1 votesThe second picture clearly showed the recipe: Hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue hue...
Spizzle90001 votes1/10 IGN
It's the best.
Tankkmain1 votesMalicious, I have a question for you. What triggered your love for Mordekaiser? What caused you to like him so much?
Kinjishi1 votesNeeds gray frosting. =b
What kind of cookies are they supposed to be? Sugar cookies?
Ionian1 votesPetition to change to those cookies.
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