[Title demanding changes to champion]

PubgamerAU·5/7/2015, 3:46:44 PM·16 votes·1,281 views

[Introduction explaining why I'm qualified to make balance judgments on aforementioned champion]

[Paragraph explaining that I play X and Y champions and therefore my demands are completely unbiased and therefore reasonable]

[Paragraph explaining how not giving into my demands is going to end with aforementioned champion never being played again until the end of time]

[Concluding sentence about how GD is full of whiners, except myself, because I have a completely justified reason for whining]

21 Comments

MrEly5/7/2015, 6:19:22 PM11 votes

[quick sentence dismissing all that you wrote as complaining and not being skilled enough]

Migrañaboy5/7/2015, 8:39:23 PM9 votes

Selected Top 5 champions used under this format: Lee Sin Zed Nidalee Yasuo ~~Darius~~ Kalista

whocares1235/7/2015, 4:16:34 PM4 votes

As a college student I feel obligated to finish your outline...haha

Transgressor5/7/2015, 8:53:30 PM4 votes

[overly lenghty post explaining in detail all the aspects and pros'n cons of playing as or against said champion] [token retarded .gif post] [thread discussion that has completely deviated from the topic] [downvote showered post from a narrow minded bigoted main of said champion] [sheep agreeing with everything for free bandwagon upvotes] [another sheep agreeing with everything for free bandwagon upvotes] [yet another sheep agreeing with everything for free bandwagon upvotes]

I fucking love being cynical, thanks for giving me the opportunity to be so without getting hated on OP, appriciated much!

AJStarhiker5/8/2015, 4:11:00 AM3 votes

[Insulting reason why other champion is reason not to change topic champion]

powerbats5/8/2015, 4:20:44 AM3 votes

[Wood tier player saying you're totally wrong.]

AJStarhiker5/8/2015, 6:37:02 PM1 votes

[Overreaction, game RUINED!!! by change]

Dreddeth5/8/2015, 7:59:00 AM1 votes

http://giphy.com/gifs/upvote-oprah-tTvhSiz7PwPBK

AJStarhiker5/8/2015, 3:21:18 PM1 votes

[LCS Big Plays post]

Trylobyte5/8/2015, 3:30:27 PM1 votes

[Paragraph poorly comparing champion to vaguely similar champion] [Demands for buffs to second champion] [Statement about Riot's greed] [Unrelated Anime picture]

Davy Crockett5/8/2015, 3:04:25 AM1 votes

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