So my girl said "its either league or me"

Azteryz·Dec 14, 2015·185 votes·10,048 views

meh i miss her sometimes

Edit 1: love the funny comments guys this is why i love the boards

Edit 2: to be the people not realizing this is a joke and are taking it seriously

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138 Comments

Snowball4uDec 14, 201579 votes

Girls are stoopid

Get a grill

XilixerDec 14, 201554 votes

rule 1 of dating a gamer. dont make an ultimatum between you and your bfs games......you will lose to the games and will be thrown out.

OyddAWqJ5rDec 14, 20155 votes

It's very true. I've had this happen. She asked to get back together the next day.

PDE5 InhibitorsDec 14, 201540 votes

This. I wouldn't even do it necessarily because I like gaming more...more so just because you being a big enough bitch to make me choose, and no1 wants to date a bitch lol.

Nunya BezwacksDec 14, 20153 votes

Making you choose between dedicating to a relationship or a playing a video game all the time means their a bitch? comments like this show how many virgins there are in this game.

rtbf206105905Dec 14, 201543 votes

Since when is being a virgin a bad thing? I mean...really?

KüramaDec 15, 20156 votes

Shiroi KitsuneDec 15, 20153 votes

Seriously. If they would force you into an ultimatum about doing something you enjoy vs. them, they aren't worth having in the first place.

AírDec 14, 201515 votes

Yeah, I see so many people who I work with say that they gave up video games with whom they got married with. Some were actually pretty successful streamers making over 5 thousand a month and gave it up.

Fuck that. If I am making 5000 a month streaming and get up in elo, I do not mind being forever single and a virgin.

VixiousSycleDec 14, 20159 votes

[{quoted}](name=Airman CompSci,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=uAX6LjE5,comment-id=00020002,timestamp=2015-12-14T13:06:50.266+0000)

Fuck that. If I am making 5000 a month streaming and get up in elo, I do not mind being forever single and a virgin.

If your doing $60k a year and remain a virgin you are either destined to be that eccentric rich uncle Pat with 9 cats or...

You need much better friends that will get you to spend your money with total reckless abandon.

Nunya BezwacksDec 14, 20151 votes

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rivenissurpriseDec 14, 20156 votes

riot youve yet to ban this guy....why?!??

sp441Dec 14, 20155 votes

If he has a spine at least.

Because if you try to force your SO to decide between his hobby and you, maybe it's time to consider that you're a manipulative self-centered narcissistic bitch, and maybe it's time YOU did some self-improvement of your own.

Nunya BezwacksDec 14, 20152 votes

Or she wants you to stop spending 15 hours a day playing this shitty game.

sp441Dec 14, 20159 votes

If it's a shitty game, why you play it?

Neo CyrusDec 14, 201536 votes

You're in high Plat, worth. Disregard women, acquire Elo, that actually makes getting women later on easier. Chicks dig Elo.

SolaxoDec 14, 20152 votes

[{quoted}](name=Neo Cyrus,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=uAX6LjE5,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2015-12-14T08:08:34.412+0000)

You're in high Plat, worth. Disregard women, acquire Elo, that actually makes getting women later on easier. Chicks dig Elo.

No. They don't.

Death by KaynDec 14, 201532 votes

---> The joke

Your head

UltraboomerDec 14, 20153 votes

I think he understood the joke, laughed, then posted this in case someone thought to take it seriously.

Artificial HumanDec 14, 20155 votes

Yeah...Let's pretend

BlackxHokageDec 14, 20159 votes

[{quoted}](name=Neo Cyrus,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=uAX6LjE5,comment-id=0007,timestamp=2015-12-14T08:08:34.412+0000)

You're in high Plat, worth. Disregard women, acquire Elo, that actually makes getting women later on easier. Chicks dig Elo.

"Disregard women , Acquire" Put that on a shirt bro. Love it

hsumis1oveDec 14, 201526 votes

Isn't even a question.

AquariusGineDec 14, 201522 votes

Good reason to go gay

MrWasjigDec 14, 201512 votes

Well League is roughly 92% dudes. So it's not like your choices are limited in that scenario [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Vincent LuciusDec 14, 20151 votes

Yeah, but you have to remove all the straight men, under aged boys and homophobes from the dating pool... how much variety is left. You do the math, I'm lazy.

sp441Dec 14, 20155 votes

I don't think there are a lot of homophobic homosexuals...

Vincent LuciusDec 14, 20152 votes

I know. That's why you remove them from the pool of potential mates.

StrawberrycocoaDec 14, 201520 votes

You just need a girl League player. Hit the subreddit.

ElegantDogeDec 14, 201513 votes

{quoted}

You just need a girl League player. Hit the subreddit.

I don't know but most of the girls of my age know league of legends and a lot of them plays it regulary. Now...how to get them ?That's harder.[zombie-brand-clap]

TMiracleDec 14, 201518 votes

You still got your waifus Ahri Sona Poppy Janna Ashe Urgot

rivenissurpriseDec 14, 201512 votes

there all ugly af......but the crabgot ;)

IonianDec 14, 20156 votes

Can confirm Ahri

LOL SpammerDec 15, 20152 votes

This guy definitely has dreams about ahri.

IonianDec 15, 20157 votes

Sometimes I pretend like I'm a popstar and I dance to Kpop. Also I enjoy jumping and spinning a lot while going "HYAAA!"

Logan RichardsonDec 14, 201511 votes

This is why I love the boards.

Stars ShaperDec 14, 20159 votes

How are you playing single-handed?

Edit: Sorry you just called for it xD

DogIsGodDec 14, 20159 votes

TFW no gf http://pre14.deviantart.net/1226/th/pre/f/2015/148/0/5/sad_pepe__feels_bad_man__vector_by_hirussai-d8uq43y.png

Only Play DariusDec 14, 20158 votes

Disregard women acquire IP

Avaron HayamaDec 14, 20157 votes

Why would she make you choose? sigh

yogozinDec 14, 20157 votes

If she legit liked you, she woulda accepted the fact that you play video games.

99.99999999999% of women nowadays like men like this: https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjenandmen.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F11%2Fflaunting-money.jpg&f=1

So no worries.

S H A Y C 0Dec 15, 20155 votes

Girls may cum and go..but my gaming, it stays eternal

Zilean

AnidanDec 14, 20154 votes

Man, I wonder how many girls were traded off since the first time I heard this joke in Early Season 2, on the old forums?

Sounds like a lot, based on the amount of times I've seen this joke repeated.

TransgressorDec 14, 20151 votes

You'd figure that from all the times the Graves+cigar joke gets repeated Graves would've died from lung cancer by now.

Hyrum GraffDec 14, 20158 votes

{quoted}

You'd figute that from all the times the Graves+cigar joke gets repeated Graves would've died from lung cancer by now.

No, because Graves doesn't actually have the cigar :P

TransgressorDec 14, 20156 votes

TRIGGERED

TypicalGirlDec 14, 20153 votes

just date a gamer lol thats like the best decision anyone can make (they do exist) [slayer-jinx-wink]

FowusDec 14, 20152 votes

K A C E Y T R O N ( ͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ° )

For The AlliancéDec 14, 20152 votes

I can only imagine the guy picks league then goes on a major tilt, uninstalls, and runs back to his girlfriend to beg her to stay. xD

TlTTSDec 14, 20151 votes

YASSSSSSSSSSSS, but no realistically it might not be the best decision, unless you we both are already going through tough times.

Hyrum GraffDec 14, 20156 votes

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YASSSSSSSSSSSS, but no realistically it might not be the best decision, unless you we both are already going through tough times.

Realistically, it's really hard to tell. How much does a person like gaming? How much do they like their partner? How often are conflicts like this going to happen down the road? Is the partner actually annoyed about gaming, or about something else like not receiving enough attention? Is there a way both people can work together to be happy on this instead of giving an ultimatum?

Relationships are complicated and can't be easily put in boxes. That said, this post is probably intended to be a joke.