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Azteryz·Sep 3, 2015·152 votes·6,193 views

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Lord BoltrixSep 3, 201549 votes

Take me out to the League game, Control me out with the crowd; Just buy me some mushrooms and banana peels, I don't care if they never killsteal. Let me hue, hue, hue at the gold team, If they do feed, it's the flame. For it's one, two, three strikes, you're dead, At the new League game.

Rew711Sep 4, 20155 votes

I want to try:

They think that its just a game, We are amongst the crowd; Buying up hod dogs and nachos with cheese, Boy, we don't like them enemies. Oh, root root, root root for this big game, If they don't win its a shame. For its one, two, three wins and you're done, In this new, LC$ game.

TheTyeGuySep 4, 20153 votes

I give it honorable mentions in my top 100 "league related parodies of 'Take me out to the ball game'." list.

Take me down to the bronze 5 take me down to the noobs buy me a diamond account online I'll still drop down to hell in due time so let's FLAME! RAGE! BLAME! to my teammates If I don't win, they're to blame! Cuz it's ONE! TWO! THREE! promos lost! In this scrub filled game!

Eks Oh DeerSep 5, 20151 votes

Take me down to the bronze 5 city - Parody of Welcome to the jungle - somebody please make this

Blue Moon WolfSep 4, 201512 votes

I'm not a fan of the rework, but I love this :p

SulghunterSep 4, 20159 votes

Ever tried laning against Mordekaiser AND Singed in bot lane? I needed chemo after that shit.

terkmcSep 4, 201523 votes

You just laned against Singed and you think you need more chemo?

Vi and CupcaitSep 4, 20153 votes

Teemo :Did somebody say Satan?

RottedApplesSep 4, 20158 votes

his q damage. it's it's. it's over 9000

TransgressorSep 4, 20154 votes

"but but, Mordekaiser's rework is shit"

-every circlejerk ever.

HighH1Sep 4, 201522 votes

It isn't shit but it forced him in a lane he was never meant for and destroyed his identity as a mother fucker who's just there to ruin your day by himself because he's a bad boy

Rew711Sep 4, 20151 votes

Took him back mid in the PBE. Although the PBE doesn't have the best people, the Ekko I was facing wasn't bad at all and was actually very good, but I still was able to out push him. Sadly enough, his W nerf to only give back 50% against minions instead of 75% makes it give back less when he should really be getting a small nerf to his Q. I would like a straight forward 20% AD damage instead of it scaling to 30%. The reason is, if he only deals 180% AD damage, he still deals another 100% since its a bonus damage attack raising it to 280% damage + 180% from his AP unlike now when its 370% AD on his last hit. This would make it so much more fair as it would not hurt his early and just make his late deal less. He gets almost 150 AD at 18 so its pretty easy for him to deal 405 bonus AD damage on his last hit. I'd rather him just send out 270 as he will still deal 420 damage (or 510 if he just gets 1 +50 AD item).

It would make his bot game so much more fair as he can still deal massive damage on his last Q and all this rather than hurt the new W that really isn't that strong and should just get a longer CD rather than reduce the amount of minions you can hit and count towards a heal.

TransgressorSep 4, 20151 votes

Cry me a river, you and the rest of the shitlords. Kassadin had his identity ruined twice and left to rot, Karma turned into a shitty caster, Skarner 's reworks were pointless and only served to get him hated by players who didn't even know who he was before his winrate got to 61%.

But no, let the braindeadkaiser players infest the boards some more, special snowflakes need to justify their existance.

KidSpectreSep 4, 20156 votes

Karma is the reason I play this game. She's the one champion that really inspired me to get into LoL, but I didn't even know she was in the game until after her rework. Post-rework Karma is my favorite champion in the game, so I must kindly but vehemently DISAGREE about her being turned into a "shitty caster."

Fanboying aside, I like the creative direction they're attempting with Skarner, though I don't think he's "arrived" yet (3rd time wasn't quite the charm). Kassadin needs help, as I feel he's way too weak at the moment.

Captain AstoraSep 4, 20153 votes

Here is an idea of old Karma,

Are you Karma? Do you have a Melee Champ for a teammate. He is now God.

Dark TrennowSep 4, 20154 votes

had his identity ruined twice

Kassadin's identity was never ruined, only his ability to have an endless flash with damage and point click silence. He was and still is the teleporting anti mage though

turned into a shitty caster

Nope, not sure what you're going for here. I mean she may not be in the best spot but she is still worlds ahead of where she was pre rework. Oh, and why are you complaining about Morde circlejerks when you're still salty over the damn Karma rework? You need to move on, that was years ago.

existance It's existence.

HighH1Sep 5, 20151 votes

Mother didnt give you much love?

Hella KaiserSep 5, 20151 votes

{quoted}

"but but, Mordekaiser's rework is shit"

~~-every circlejerk ever.~~

-every old mordekaiser main ever

BioticBronySep 4, 20153 votes

Scarily this is so true.

XemeronSep 4, 20153 votes

"Hey, remember when you laned and had a hard time against me and my support? Yeah I have the Dragon fighting for me now, why dont you go AFK while I totaly own the lane with no chance for you to fight back"