I have spent an absurd amount of money on this game

You state the amount of money you spent as if it matters.

Well, you just recently got a free Kayle skin, there's Hextech crafting, the RGM Queue. You paid that money because you wanted to, it's not like you pay for this game, but for extra content they create.

Selling Digital goods is without a doubt the most profitable retail ever.

Riot does not have to pay for -Storage -Manufacturing -Shipping -Labor

Its all digital! you pay $20 for a computer to digitally change some variables to make a number higher...so you can buy something that physically does not exist, it only once again, tells the server to unlock a line of code for you to have access to...

highest profit ever...there is no cost other than to make the original and sell copies that cost nothing to re-create

Guessing this is a joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etBufTl7slc

i challenge u to a skin showdown, ima win 100% sure. im like that guy from the marvel movies - The Collector ;)