Vel'Koz has become engrossed with anal.
To whomever named that heading of the view game status
Give that guy a raise and a cookie
7 Comments
Neidox4 votesThey already changed it! But I posted a screenshot of it.
Janna Only3 votesThe one isn't exactly clear of innuendos either...
"Vel'koz is disabled for the Poro King..."
Duke Anax2 votesEspecially when you know the old message and know what comes up when you Google King Poro.
HatchetZombi1 votesOmg. Say NSFW when you say things like that. 
I didn't see that coming. 
Modessi2 votes
Anal beads.
MarhsallLee671 votesIs that what Vel'Koz's little eyes are really for?
Zloto ne6to1 votesHuehuehue
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