Most intense bot game of my life last night
I played my favorite bot game of all time last night. It was a legit 1v5 in advantage to the bots. Not sure why I am leveling up another accountant but I was playing some bot games last night. Played like 3 and everything went smooth, had some teammates who knew what was up, I would zone out, we would get an easy free win.
Well in my 4th game that all changed. I decided to play
since he was free and figured I could murder some bots while pushing lanes fairly quickly. The teams were split like this.
My team:
(me)

Vs:
Intermediate bot gods:

I went top (even though i begged my teammates to go bot knowing tanks such as garen would be top and he counters talon pretty hard) vs
& 
&
went mid vs
(2 mid op amirite?)
bot lane was
&
vs
& 
Now I know
&
were actual players as they talked once in awhile. I could tell
had played before as he was getting some kills (was 5-1 at one point) sadly only had 8 cs though... and he was flaming
for going mid with him.
was definitely a real player and it was obvious he was very new to the game. That's fine since its bots and that's what bot games are for.
I have to assume
may have been a bot. I don't know what summoner rift bots look like but he never talked just pushed lanes and died a lot. He might have been an actual player not really sure.
I have to assume was either the worst bot ever programmed or a new player playing with a constant ping of 1500ms.
So the game starts off with
going mid with
and giving up first blood right away. Like literally walking under turret and giving enemy
a kill. He then re-spawns and goes back mid and just auto attcks minions. The entire time
flaming him for being mid.
Meanwhile I am 2v1 in top lane as
vs stupid ass
bot and
yii. Needless to say farming was a little tough for me at first. Meanwhile bot lane was getting destroyed by enemy bots
&
. Not sure if you have played bots lately but
bot is op (bitch never misses anything) so I can understand how they died a couple of times. Sadly it was more than a couple but even a fed
bot didn't worry me as
.
So around 10 mins I have a couple of kills, hec has a 5 kills 1 death and 8 cs.
randomly farming mid or being d/c / afk. Bot lane has fed caitlyn and morg probably 12 kills and the bots are hitting our bot Tier 2 turrets.
says "brb" and then stays afk the rest of the game. So around 10 minutes I am getting pretty worried. I really want to win as 1. its bots and it would be embarrassing to lose 2. I have win boosts and really want the xp from the free win.
I start roaming to all lanes and focusing on killing as many bots as I can. The bots started grouping in groups of 3 a lot and were killing my teammates. Lucky for me my teammates made great meat shields/distractions so while the bots killed them I focused on killing the bots. One saving grace was although my
teammate was like 0-7 he was split pushing like crazy. He literally free pushed top to their tier 2 turret without any enemy bots coming up and challenging him.
The general pattern of the game became
split push,
&
go to a lane together and get slaughtered by bots and then I come in the lane behind and kill the bots while they fight my teammates. This went on until I was strong enough to kill the bots quickly along with turrets. It took like 33-35 mins but we ended up winning. No joke the bots had over 30 kills at the end, but lucky for my team I was 32-4.
My teammate
got his first two bot kills around the 28 min mark and I was proud of him. I am pretty sure my
didn't know how to use his ult to eat people, but I was really happy for him when he finally got his first kill around the 30 min mark as well. I was literally yelling at my screen "come on cho you got this just keep auto attacking" and literally cheering with excitement when he finally got a kill. They grow up so fast.
After
d/c long enough and exited the game I guess the
yii bot did stop playing as well. So it was more of a 1v4 at the end. My 4th death was trying to kill afk
yii bot sitting at fountain at the end of the game for my penta. Sadly he lived :((.
Was a damn fun game though haha.