Most intense bot game of my life last night

Oldwisepotato·8/16/2016, 4:27:04 PM·5 votes·1,261 views

I played my favorite bot game of all time last night. It was a legit 1v5 in advantage to the bots. Not sure why I am leveling up another accountant but I was playing some bot games last night. Played like 3 and everything went smooth, had some teammates who knew what was up, I would zone out, we would get an easy free win.

Well in my 4th game that all changed. I decided to play Talon since he was free and figured I could murder some bots while pushing lanes fairly quickly. The teams were split like this.

My team: Talon (me) Khazix Hecarim Garen Chogath

Vs:

Intermediate bot gods: Garen MasterYi Ryze Caitlyn Morgana

I went top (even though i begged my teammates to go bot knowing tanks such as garen would be top and he counters talon pretty hard) vs Garen & MasterYi

Hecarim & Khazix went mid vs Ryze (2 mid op amirite?)

bot lane was Chogath & Garen vs Caitlyn & Morgana

Now I know Hecarim & Chogath were actual players as they talked once in awhile. I could tell Hecarim had played before as he was getting some kills (was 5-1 at one point) sadly only had 8 cs though... and he was flaming Khazix for going mid with him.

Chogath was definitely a real player and it was obvious he was very new to the game. That's fine since its bots and that's what bot games are for.

I have to assume Garen may have been a bot. I don't know what summoner rift bots look like but he never talked just pushed lanes and died a lot. He might have been an actual player not really sure.

Khazix I have to assume was either the worst bot ever programmed or a new player playing with a constant ping of 1500ms.

So the game starts off with Khazix going mid with Hecarim and giving up first blood right away. Like literally walking under turret and giving enemy Ryze a kill. He then re-spawns and goes back mid and just auto attcks minions. The entire time Hecarim flaming him for being mid.

Meanwhile I am 2v1 in top lane as Talon vs stupid ass Garen bot and MasterYi yii. Needless to say farming was a little tough for me at first. Meanwhile bot lane was getting destroyed by enemy bots Caitlyn & Morgana. Not sure if you have played bots lately but Morgana bot is op (bitch never misses anything) so I can understand how they died a couple of times. Sadly it was more than a couple but even a fed Caitlyn bot didn't worry me as Talon.

So around 10 mins I have a couple of kills, hec has a 5 kills 1 death and 8 cs. Khazix randomly farming mid or being d/c / afk. Bot lane has fed caitlyn and morg probably 12 kills and the bots are hitting our bot Tier 2 turrets. Hecarim says "brb" and then stays afk the rest of the game. So around 10 minutes I am getting pretty worried. I really want to win as 1. its bots and it would be embarrassing to lose 2. I have win boosts and really want the xp from the free win.

I start roaming to all lanes and focusing on killing as many bots as I can. The bots started grouping in groups of 3 a lot and were killing my teammates. Lucky for me my teammates made great meat shields/distractions so while the bots killed them I focused on killing the bots. One saving grace was although my Garen teammate was like 0-7 he was split pushing like crazy. He literally free pushed top to their tier 2 turret without any enemy bots coming up and challenging him.

The general pattern of the game became Garen split push, Khazix & Chogath go to a lane together and get slaughtered by bots and then I come in the lane behind and kill the bots while they fight my teammates. This went on until I was strong enough to kill the bots quickly along with turrets. It took like 33-35 mins but we ended up winning. No joke the bots had over 30 kills at the end, but lucky for my team I was 32-4.

My teammate Garen got his first two bot kills around the 28 min mark and I was proud of him. I am pretty sure my Chogath didn't know how to use his ult to eat people, but I was really happy for him when he finally got his first kill around the 30 min mark as well. I was literally yelling at my screen "come on cho you got this just keep auto attacking" and literally cheering with excitement when he finally got a kill. They grow up so fast.

After Hecarim d/c long enough and exited the game I guess the MasterYi yii bot did stop playing as well. So it was more of a 1v4 at the end. My 4th death was trying to kill afk MasterYi yii bot sitting at fountain at the end of the game for my penta. Sadly he lived :((.

Was a damn fun game though haha.

5 Comments

Shadòw8/16/2016, 4:45:48 PM2 votes

Oh boy, seems like you've never played DOOM-Bots

Drugoth8/16/2016, 6:52:35 PM1 votes

Every now and then when I'm trying out a new champion I'll make a custom game and give myself 4 beginner bots on my team and make the enemy team 5 intermediate bots. The beginner bots feed the intermediate bots so well they actually become a threat to fight if they're grouped up more than 2 for me. It's pretty fun and the game takes a while to finish providing me with lots of practice. I know exactly how that game felt for you haha.