The Laws of League of Legends

Pythagorean Thm·12/15/2014, 8:49:57 PM·3 votes·502 views

Law 1: You will get last pick more often than you get first pick Law 2: In smite fights, the enemy jungler will always win. Law 3: In low elo, you will get a "diamond smurf" while the other team will get an actual diamond smurf. Law 4: Losing is never your fault.

What laws have you discovered in league?

8 Comments

FarRockBF12/15/2014, 8:55:09 PM2 votes

Amen brother.

Law 5: Dragon is not warded but it might still be there! Hint: It's not, they got it. Oh and while you were checking, they jacked your blue too.

Jubbinaut12/15/2014, 8:55:35 PM2 votes

No matter what changes, "most players" hate it. Even if it's something the player-base has been begging for.

Especially if it's something the player-base has been begging for.

TeemoJenkins12/15/2014, 10:33:33 PM1 votes

Bot Lane Loses: It's the supports fault. Top / Mid lose: It's the jungles fault. Jungler dies in his own jungle: It's Mid / Top / Bots fault.

4nth0l0gy12/15/2014, 10:38:51 PM1 votes

Law 25: Don't go for Baron. Just don't do it guys. You are going to throw the game. Don't you dare start autoing Vayne I am not tanking that for yo-Oh my god why. Why did you do this to us. The corrosive Baron barf burns my soul.

Mindspeaker12/15/2014, 11:49:59 PM1 votes

When your playing jungle top bot or mid will ping spam for "assistance" before you are even level 3 if you don't go **you are responsible for them feeding or losing lane **

[sarcasm]becase of course its jungles responsibly to babysit all lanes and win them all at level 1 [/sarcasm].

Rainbow Wasp12/17/2014, 5:21:24 PM1 votes

Law #1: if you're support, every mistake your teammates make is automatically your fault.

Law #2: if you're support and your ADC starts feeding, it's your fault.

Law #3: if you're the jungler and get the blue, you deserve to get reported and flamed.

Law #4: if you're support, you must not kill any minions or else your ADC is free to feed the lane any time.

Law #5: if you sacrificed your life just to save a teammate, it's feeding and you deserve to get reported.

Law #6: if you're the midlaner, you must do everything on your own. Nobody is rightfully obliged to help you.

Law #6a: if others are the midlaners, you must do everything to help them.

Law #7: you must follow the meta and must have perfect runes, masteries and item builds, others can go off-meta if they want.

Law #8: if you're support, you're the team's scapegoat, no exceptions.

Law #9: you must honor the enemy team or they can report you.

Law #10: if you get the champion ban choices, you must listen to what others say or else they can dodge or report you.

Law #11: you must wait until others have chosen their champions or else they will feed / troll / dodge.

Law #12: you are always matched with Silver smurfs while the enemy team gets the Diamond and above smurfs.

Law #13: if you have a skin, you're the nolifer.

Law #14: if the enemy team has champions with skins, it's an automatic loss.

Law #15: your team's Warwick sucks, enemy team's Warwick goes 20+ / 0 / 9.

Law #16: if you flame once, you will get reported by every teammate and enemy.

Law #16a: if others flame, they get honored.

Law #17: Janna is the only support you need.

Law #18: Ahri is the only midlaner you need.

Law #19: Ashe Is the only ADC you need.

Law #20: LeeSin is the only jungler you need.

Law #21: Irelia is the only toplaner you need.

and the last law #22: if you pick any other champion than those mentioned above: you are bad and need to get reported.