Law 1: You will get last pick more often than you get first pick Law 2: In smite fights, the enemy jungler will always win. Law 3: In low elo, you will get a "diamond smurf" while the other team will get an actual diamond smurf. Law 4: Losing is never your fault.
What laws have you discovered in league?
FarRockBF2 votesAmen brother.
Law 5: Dragon is not warded but it might still be there! Hint: It's not, they got it. Oh and while you were checking, they jacked your blue too.
Jubbinaut2 votesNo matter what changes, "most players" hate it. Even if it's something the player-base has been begging for.
Especially if it's something the player-base has been begging for.
TeemoJenkins1 votesBot Lane Loses: It's the supports fault. Top / Mid lose: It's the jungles fault. Jungler dies in his own jungle: It's Mid / Top / Bots fault.
4nth0l0gy1 votesLaw 25: Don't go for Baron. Just don't do it guys. You are going to throw the game. Don't you dare start autoing Vayne I am not tanking that for yo-Oh my god why. Why did you do this to us. The corrosive Baron barf burns my soul.
Mindspeaker1 votesWhen your playing jungle top bot or mid will ping spam for "assistance" before you are even level 3 if you don't go **you are responsible for them feeding or losing lane **
[sarcasm]becase of course its jungles responsibly to babysit all lanes and win them all at level 1 [/sarcasm].
Jubbinaut3 votesHell, I'd go a step further:
"It doesn't matter how many ganks you've actually made, if you're jungling and any lane is losing, it's always because you never ever gank."
Mindspeaker1 votesHell, I'd go a step further:
"It doesn't matter how many ganks you've actually made, if you're jungling and any lane is losing, it's always because you never ever gank."
that works to
Rainbow Wasp1 votesLaw #1: if you're support, every mistake your teammates make is automatically your fault.
Law #2: if you're support and your ADC starts feeding, it's your fault.
Law #3: if you're the jungler and get the blue, you deserve to get reported and flamed.
Law #4: if you're support, you must not kill any minions or else your ADC is free to feed the lane any time.
Law #5: if you sacrificed your life just to save a teammate, it's feeding and you deserve to get reported.
Law #6: if you're the midlaner, you must do everything on your own. Nobody is rightfully obliged to help you.
Law #6a: if others are the midlaners, you must do everything to help them.
Law #7: you must follow the meta and must have perfect runes, masteries and item builds, others can go off-meta if they want.
Law #8: if you're support, you're the team's scapegoat, no exceptions.
Law #9: you must honor the enemy team or they can report you.
Law #10: if you get the champion ban choices, you must listen to what others say or else they can dodge or report you.
Law #11: you must wait until others have chosen their champions or else they will feed / troll / dodge.
Law #12: you are always matched with Silver smurfs while the enemy team gets the Diamond and above smurfs.
Law #13: if you have a skin, you're the nolifer.
Law #14: if the enemy team has champions with skins, it's an automatic loss.
Law #15: your team's Warwick sucks, enemy team's Warwick goes 20+ / 0 / 9.
Law #16: if you flame once, you will get reported by every teammate and enemy.
Law #16a: if others flame, they get honored.
Law #17: 
is the only support you need.
Law #18: 
is the only midlaner you need.
Law #19: 
Is the only ADC you need.
Law #20: 
is the only jungler you need.
Law #21: 
is the only toplaner you need.
and the last law #22: if you pick any other champion than those mentioned above: you are bad and need to get reported.
