Dear beloved support,
-I love it when you grab the enemy adc and score us a kill / I hate it when you grab the enemy tank near me and they kill me.
-I love it when you ward everything / I hate it when you spend so much time outside of lane it's a 1v2.
-I love it when you have the balls to engage / I hate it when you engage when you and I both know we ain't gonna win that 2v2.
Lastly, when you say you can't support, then please don't go full ap blitz and ruin the game for us all.
Contrarily, feel free to play full ap annie, we love those ones.
Sincerely, Your (not so) beloved ADC.