Rant. That's all.

EtyrnaI·7/18/2015, 1:41:37 PM·2 votes·378 views

TL;DGAF :: I hate all of you that Q into Solo Q and are brain dead.

I started playing League in May of 2015. It's July 18th. I've been playing in the Ranked Q's for the past 3-4 weeks now. I run into Two things.

1) I play the game and the other team is so trash that it doesn't even matter how hard they try, there going to get rolled. or 2) I Q into a team with a brain dead team that is so trash, It doesn't matter how hard they think out a situation, they just suck.

Is it the Bracket I'm in or this an on-going thing? How can a game actually be remotely enjoyable when you either steam roll the other team or get it the same yourself. I'm not saying I'm some prodigy to League of Legends but fuck, 3 weeks in Ranked Q's and it's the same old thing every game. Problems I run into;

  • The guy that speaks nothing legitimately understandable in English. Isn't this NA?
  • The guy that gets absolutely shredded in Lane, dies, and thinks maybe he'll try his luck again. ..8 Deaths within 10 minutes later, he's defending himself for what really happened. Meanwhile, I'm being ulted and 1 shotted by Lux from half a map away.
  • The guy that thinks this game is played as 4v5 and he's just a long for the ride to do his own thing.
  • The "strategy" guy, who knows each and everything he does is absolutely correct and if it blows up in his face, It was someone else's fault.. And he'll let you know in the 15 lines of text in your chat box, with the always guranteed "Fuck it, I'm AFK" threat.
  • The "Rager" who gets mad at his teammates for Feeds, bad decisions, CS, etc. I actually don't mind this guy at all and I'd take 4 of them on my team if I could.

Just to name a few. I'm sure this can all be avoided by just putting together a ranked 5's team and calling it good.

3 Comments

EtyrnaI7/18/2015, 2:00:41 PM2 votes

Just saw this in General. Pretty much sums up this post.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UfO7qOHx5M

imonly4noobcakes7/18/2015, 2:12:45 PM1 votes

That's because you litterally get people who just hit 30, fresh from bots and think just because they can they should play ranked...when they have no clue how to play. Trust me I get teams like this all the time, and they say ELO HELL is not real.

EtyrnaI7/18/2015, 2:30:28 PM1 votes

I don't get it then. Am I suppose to continuously waste my time in this ELO HELL until by some light of the Riot Gods are shined upon me and I get consecutively good players?

I am all for taking a loss when it is a legitimate loss. I can accept the fact that I am not the God's gift to this game and nor will my teams be. But jesus, I'm just asking for a legitimate game. Instead I get stack with Ashe in Bot Lane with 29 CS and 8 deaths in 10 minutes. And it's every fucking game! The only difference is, some times I can do enough to carry it and others I can't. Some games I have the patience to try and work with the player and push past it for the win. Other games, I lose my absolute fucking mind and just go off on them for the rest of the game because I am being 100% forced into playing this game with a fuck that has no reason to be in the game with me.

Example:

Irelia 14 Kills, 2 Deaths, 7 Assists. Ashe 1 Kill, 11 Deaths, 1 Assist.

You have lost the game.

The. Fuck.