I thought I knew the trolliest lane ever...

StoryDuck··3 votes·676 views

Then I ran into a duo Brand/Teemo bot. What kind of satanic people do you have to be to play this? I kid you not they took tower in 5 minutes. 5 minutes. The game started and when it read 5:10 our tower was gone. We could not fight them. Brand had too much range and damage. Teemo too oppressive and dealing too much damage up close. Then after that they took top tower. We were two towers down at 8 minutes. Then mid game began. I thought that was the end of it....nope. Brand never built SS, they relied on CDR teemo shrooms for vision (guess how many we stepped on). Both got sweepers and just kept removing all vision and set 1 billion ambush bushes. Brand or teemo was literally in every single damn bush in the game. Somehow they always knew where EVERYONE was. I don't know how they did it but I gotta call it what it was....well played. Kudos to them for finding the most tilting duo bot lane I have ever experienced in my entire time on LOL.

7 Comments

Weathered2 votes

Why is it troll then? Seems to work from what you said.

Tyrone Lannister2 votes

I think cheese is a better word

StoryDuck1 votes

Whatever you want to call it it was awful to lane against. If it becomes a thing Riot will have to hot fix it because it was just that oppressive early. I mean, I've played against my fair share of kill lanes but never anything that bad. Perhaps it only worked because they were challenger smurfs? I have no way of confirming this as I have never played this particular duo in a bot lane match up.

Dirty Bastard1 votes

Cancer!

I have seen a Ziggs/Brand and a Malzahar/Teemo. Just shoot me now...

StoryDuck2 votes

Those sound pretty bad but the Ziggs brand are weak after their skill shots but I wouldn't enjoy the dodging festival. The Teemo didn't become weak after brand skill shots though and the blind really shut down any damage my ADC could do to return damage. Malzahar Teemo sounds a delight. They both short range so easier to hold tower.

vOmvbrawfU1 votes

I just had an APC MF. She had about 50 cs at 20 mins. I think that's pretty bad.

Curious Kat1 votes

BOt lane is fucked! doubles ADCS, Darius support, Malz support, Zyra support, freaking Varus and Ezreal together, but Varus goes AP and 2 shots you with ult and E.

AP MF killing you in 0.5 sec exposure of her ult with 1 item.

What a circus clown show v.v

I blame Auto-Fill, it makes people play the champ they wanted to play, in the lane they were forced to have.

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