I thought I knew the trolliest lane ever...
Then I ran into a duo Brand/Teemo bot. What kind of satanic people do you have to be to play this? I kid you not they took tower in 5 minutes. 5 minutes. The game started and when it read 5:10 our tower was gone. We could not fight them. Brand had too much range and damage. Teemo too oppressive and dealing too much damage up close. Then after that they took top tower. We were two towers down at 8 minutes. Then mid game began. I thought that was the end of it....nope. Brand never built SS, they relied on CDR teemo shrooms for vision (guess how many we stepped on). Both got sweepers and just kept removing all vision and set 1 billion ambush bushes. Brand or teemo was literally in every single damn bush in the game. Somehow they always knew where EVERYONE was. I don't know how they did it but I gotta call it what it was....well played. Kudos to them for finding the most tilting duo bot lane I have ever experienced in my entire time on LOL.