Assassins should be renamed to Escapists

StoryDuck··127 votes·4,380 views

I rarely see a good assassination in game anymore. I remember the days when assassins could actually flank and get picks then escape by punishing squishies out of position. Lately, I only see assassins on side lanes using their "assassination" mobility to avoid getting caught. I'm starting to feel we should rename assassins to Escapists. Let's face it, there isn't a lot of assassination going on in the game currently.

126 Comments

The Deckowner71 votes

Well I see ADCs assassinate people with IE RFC Shiv very often.

StoryDuck28 votes

Ah ha! I see Riot's plan now! Make ADC's assassins and assassins escapists. ADC is a terrible name anyway ;P

Fairyfleur9 votes

Tristana is the best late game assassin

Zed genius46 votes

that only applies for those: Zed Talon Katarina Akali etc. those assassins are still op: Twitch Tristana Vayne

JMoormann9 votes

Don't forget Syndra

PROJECT Katarìna2 votes

you dropped this Chogath

Limrick4 votes

Talon and Kat are top 5 in winrate midlane. Zed and Akali are above 50%.

EDIT: top 10*

Ahristocats10 votes

akali is garbage above d2 same for zed unless that enemy team has 0 cc which happens sometimes with the amount of otps in high elo

talon and kat on the other hands are good because of their insane waveclear+roaming

StairCasexd7 votes

They do become nearly useless Shits when they're behind though. Also Kat is also good because of teamfighting power. A ult from a fed Kat will be very painful to the whole enemy team in a teamfight since you wait out their cc

DracosKasu5 votes

Good CC team with destroy Akali and Zed. The only reason they have high winrate currently is that people run team without CC example: adc mid/top with Adc bot lane b cause they are currently the carry factor of the team.

Limrick7 votes

Assassins have good winrates, but they're bad in theory, so they're just bad. Makes sense.

Clearly the boards assassin mains are either terrible, or they're nitpicking specific games that they lost and twisting it as all assassins being dogshit.

53.33% winrate with a 4.86% playrate but Talon is god awful, because boards says so.

Jerry SeinfeId2 votes

Twitch and tristana were labeled as assassins in the old client/system so what's the problem?

woodvsmurph2 votes

Akali is still ok - since she's got like 10 sec of invis - followed by about 2 sec w/o it, then another 10 sec invis. But yeah, the rest are SOL unless they were formerly known as adc's.

Melledoneus29 votes

A friend of mine is a big assassin player, and after a game of playing Zed (where he couldn't even get to Kalista, much less kill her), he said something that pretty much sums up the problems with assassins right now:

"I don't feel like an assassin."

SpecterVonBaren3 votes

What does that have to do with the state of the game? That's Kalista, its why she got gutted to begin with.

Note: I don't disagree with ADC balance being messed up but Kalista is a special kind of abomination and has been so since her release.

Melledoneus7 votes

Kalista is annoying for regular melees, but not the likes of Zed who can track down and destroy her, usually. Vayne and Draven are more problematic for Zed to kill.

Even Kalista is absurd with the slew of "fuck off" options at an ADC's disposal.

PePsiLemoNN21 votes

I remember the days when assassins could actually flank and get picks then escape by punishing squishies out of position.

I do too. Everyone complained about them just as much as they complain about ADC's now. Can everyone just stop using ''i remember the days... '' that is actually so dumb.

An Undead brat5 votes

But he's not saying it like it was something good opposed to the classical "I remember the days...", it's more like "people actually made the effort to escape or try to assassinate with getting out instead of splitpushing or going for 1 for 1".

StoryDuck6 votes

Exactly. Sure, it might not have been everyone's favorite time but assassins did their job. Now? not really, it's justas you say. They aim for the 1v1, split push, or do anything other then assassinate.

Melledoneus21 votes

We never know we're in the good days until they pass.

Celestial Lion1211 votes

i guarantee you in 3 months when adcs are nerfed back into being garbage people are gonna say shit like remember when adcs were actually good rito buff adcs

Melledoneus11 votes

Fuck no I will rejoice the day ADCs actually have to have some semblance of skill to succeed.

Right now it's all about whose ADC fortress is stronger.

StoryDuck6 votes

I liked those days though. I always felt really good when i foiled an assassination attempt. They felt like a threat. I do remember people complaining about them too (heck I might have been one of them) but looking back some of the best times was when I cleverly stopped them. I was also gold ranked so yeah, might not be remembering the best but my statement stands. Assassins don't assassinate anymore. Positioning was a lot more important when they were a threat.

Also, when did nostaliga become a bad thing? I seem to be getting a lot of hate just for saying "remember". Seems kind of petty.

Penns10 votes

we should just call them "non-tank melee champs, so useless" kek

Raoul10 votes

Why, Assassins are great right now, they can kill any squishy before they have a chance to fght back, and can stay far away thanks to their ranged attacks.

Assassins like Tristana or Twitch or Draven are in nearly every game, I really dont know what you are talking ab...

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huh?

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What do you mean they are not supposed to be assassins? But they burst squishys like nothing... Its not like they would rely on damage per second to do damage, they just burst you down with 400-500 dmg crits ar a 2.0 attack speed...

Voluug137 votes

I remember the days when assassins...

...could completly dominate midlane to the point that mages were either troll picks or niche anti-divers? For entire seasons?

StoryDuck6 votes

Lol, not everything is as we remember them :) but nostaligia aside my point is valid. A lot of assassins (not all) are being used for their mobility to escape and split push rather then catching people out and assassinating champions out of position.

CasterGilgamesh8 votes

assassins being strong wasnt the reason mages were that its cuz their items are shit assassins just happen to have less shit items since they piggy back off of ad itemization (if they go ad)

Silent Pace6 votes

Twitch Ults your team

Kelg5 votes

"Assassins don't exist."

Chogath

Rainfall4 votes

the problem with the game currently is that picking Zed Fizz Talon against Lulu Janna is suicide,riot is not realy willing to make any changes around supports to make them more skill oriented so theyre going to add an anti shield item in the game for assasins to function. Assasins are not in any way weak right now,just look at the statistics online .

dominusx13 votes

they aint weak. they are troll picks in half the games.

Rainfall4 votes

is that why zed and yasuo are the 2 most banned champions in the game this month? fizz yasuo talon ekko all above 50% winrate in the midlane. think for yourself dont be sheep,dont just copypaste what you see in the boards. ADCs being op does not mean that Assasins are weak.

dominusx11 votes

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Penns8 votes

lel

Rainfall1 votes

By the way,talon 52.5% winrate in platinnum+ and 53.6% in diamond+

Solemdeath1 votes

Cite your sources

Chembaron Yamada2 votes

Lolalytics League of Graphs Champion.gg

3 examples, all 3 of these websites show not less than 52% winrate for platinum+, more for diamond+, while Talon has a solid pickrate of at least 5%, if not more.

Talon seems fairly strong right now.

dogehkiin5 votes

Yasuo isn't even broken in bronze, it's just broken when you lose lane against him and you need an excuse. And community isn't only separated by ranks, not everyone likes ranked.

I think Talon is still viable, he has decent Toplane winrate and his lvl2 combo can get an early kill if the enemy does 1 mistake. Lategame he could assasinate the ADC with a full AD build and a good play but he would die.

higura11 votes

the problem with the game currently is that picking Zed Fizz Talon against Lulu Janna is suicide

no...infact is it fully intentional that you lose that fight.

if a adc is standing right next to their support then they aren't "out of position", as supports are ment to be anti assassin/divers.

i also love the fact you point out Lulu and Janna like these enchanters are the only ones that does this, because clearly if you jump a adc while any of these champs Alistar , Blitzcrank , Leona is standing right next to them , then the out come is gonna be completely different and you totally isn't just gonna be cc chained into next month.

now don't get me wrong, assassin do have a problem, but it doesn't lay with the supports, it's with the adc, their ridiculous burst damage and all their damage reduction/sustain items ( to take a few item 3812 item 3046 ) that basicly allows them to out duel the classes they are suppose to be weak to, even without a support near them.

HeresyHorus2 votes

I really dont know what u are talking about ... Never had problems bursting squishies and dueling tanks when i run Talon Rengar Khazix Zed with item 3147 item 3036 item 3812 item 3031 + item 3046 or item 3087 + 1 of those item 3026 item 3156 item 3071 item 3139 item 3142 item 3814 .

just get item 3031 + zeal item .

Somebody Love Me9 votes

Abuse ADC itemization as an AD assassin. Checks out

Veltox6 votes

As if Adc's didn't abuse Lethality and armor pen already Karma hits like a item 3031 crit pal.

Somebody Love Me2 votes

But then she becomes a support after 20 min

HeresyHorus7 votes

The Pun ... ... ... Ur head

ZT Xperimentor1 votes

Wonder if it'd be viable to play a tank with nothing but critical chance . . . lol

HeresyHorus3 votes

I do play tanks with item 3812 item 3046 , it is amazing how that combo synergies very well with ur tankyness and gives u great damage and utility in one go.

Try DrMundo Garen Darius Hecarim Renekton with this combo to see how good it is.

The Cane Master2 votes

Diana what escape does she have? Oh wait, she is the worst assassin there is.

Somebody Love Me14 votes

She's not an assassin. She's a diver with assassin qualities

The Cane Master5 votes

{quoted}

She's not an assassin. She's a diver with assassin qualities

Then she is the worst Diver there is.

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