Riposte

StoryDuck·5/8/2017, 10:10:49 PM·137 votes·4,233 views

Lux: FINAL SPARK! "BOZEEM" Fiora: "Riposte" Lux: What...but how did you do that? Fiora: Do what? Lux: Dodge light. Fiora: Oh, I didn't dodge it I parried it. Lux: How? Fiora: With my sword. Lux: Swords can't do that! Fiora: Sure they can, you just have to polish your weapon enough. Garen: Hey sis, hello Fiora. What are you both up to? Fiora: Oh, I was just explaining to Lux that I can reflect light with my sword. Lux: Wait, what? Garen: Oh, yeah sure you can. I'm surprised you didn't know that Lux. I use my sword as a mirror all the time. Lux: No, no you can't parry light like that. Fiora Garen: Yes you can, you just have to polish your weapon enough. Jax: Really any weapon can it just takes a lot of polish. Garen: Oh, I didn't see you there Jax. Why are you here? Jax: I was just being the judge to their duel. Lux: You cannot just parry light like that and you certainly can't do it with a lamp. Jax: Challenge accepted. Go ahead try and shoot me. Lux: If it will stop this ridiculous argument. FINAL SPARK! "BOZEEM" Jax: "Riposte" Lux: AAAAAAAH, how did you do that? Jax: I just put a lot of lamp polish on my lamp and then you swing it fast. Lux: No...well not just that, how did you even do that? That is one of Fiora's skills. Jax: What riposte? Any swordsman "Looks at Fiora" or swordswoman can do it. It's a pretty basic technique. Garen: Yeah, I can do it too. Lux: But...but YOU'RE RIPOSTING LIGHT! Garen Fiora Jax: You just have to polish your weapon enough. Lux: NO, YOU CAN'T JUST POLISH A WEAPON AND PARRY LIGHT! Camille: What is all this shouting for? Fiora: Lux seems to think we can't parry light if we polish our weapons. Camille: Oh, well of course you can. I keep my legs very shiny and polished just for those kind of occasions. Lux: FINAL SPARK! Camille: "Riposte" "BOZEEM" Lux: but...but...but... Camille: Really darling, you shouldn't just announce your attack like that. It really gives us a good opportunity to parry your light beam. Fiora: Oh, for certain. It makes it so easy to time our parries. Garen: I can probably parry it too. Taric: Hey guys, whats up? Jax: Lux is having trouble accepting that light can be parried by our weapons. Taric: Oh, the polish right? Jax: Yeah. Taric: Well, it could be worse Lux. Lux: ? Taric: Try and hit me. Lux: Whatever.....Final Spark. "BOZEEM" Taric: See. Lux: You...you didn't do anything. My spell...it had no effect. Taric: I know. I've covered my body with polish. I don't need to parry. Lux: he did....but an.....if then.... "wonders off muttering to herself" Garen: ....I should probably umm...watch her. Jax: Science is a cruel mistress. Imagine if I had a real mirror.

45 Comments

Melledoneus5/9/2017, 3:16:12 AM58 votes

Lux Man, this is annoying. Augh, a gh-ghost! Shen Teleports in and kills the ghost Lux Oh, thanks, Shen. Shen No worries. Hm... you seem distressed. What is wrong? Lux Everyone keeps riposting my lazer. Shen Hm... figures. Demacians and their ripostes. Lux You have a sword. I bet you'd riposte it, too. Shen Nonsense. Riposting is for amateurs. Lux Is it, now? Shen Yes. Lux So riposte, the technique that can reflect my laser, is for amateurs. Shen Precisely. Lux Hm... Shen Hm... Lux FINALSPARK-HAAAAH! Light fades, Shen is gone Lux Ahah! I knew you couldn't riposte- Shen Taps Lux on shoulder Lux Turns around and jumps back in shock EEK! Shen That was rude. Lux But... how? I didn't even scratch you! Shen Chuckles Lux How did you do that? What did you do? WHY IS MY LAZER NOT WORKING? Shen Let me ask you a question first. If light travels so fast...

#Shen How come it's never caught a ninja?

Aeszarck5/8/2017, 10:13:35 PM26 votes

That was a great adventure. I loved it.

######Psst... You used the wrong form of "you're" for "But...but YOUR RIPOSTING LIGHT!".

WyvernEgg5/9/2017, 3:40:31 AM23 votes

Nocturne Oh hey lux. Why are you crying? Lux GO AWAY! ults Nocturne spell shield Lux ...that one actually makes sense Nocturne Feel better? Lux nods wiping tears Nocturne ... Lux ... Nocturne DAAAAAAARKNESSSSSSS Lux ahhh!

Oelyk5/9/2017, 2:39:36 AM9 votes

Imagines if Jax had a real mirror

Would he realize his fashion sense makes him like a giant walking eggplant?

Legacy Hydralpha5/10/2017, 1:08:10 AM4 votes

Jax: Imagine if I had a real mirror.

Jax: My in-game model is hideous.

Nightshade Rose5/9/2017, 5:51:08 PM3 votes

Jax: Science is a cruel mistress. Imagine if I had a real mirror.

This one done me in XD

woobee5/9/2017, 5:20:44 PM3 votes

The most accurate part of this post is Lux ult's short-ass cooldown.

Gosh Darn5/9/2017, 4:20:29 AM2 votes

I hate to be one of those people because grammar genuinely doesn't bother me, but I'm gonna go ahead and mention it so you can edit it if you wish. You used challenge excepted rather than accepted.

SUPERX4PANDA5/9/2017, 1:33:53 PM2 votes

It's always nice to see some light-hearted humor. Ha.

General Esdeath 5/9/2017, 6:34:35 AM2 votes

Take my upvote, I needed this laugh after my loss streak

TyrekGoldenspear5/9/2017, 10:20:10 PM1 votes

This was brilliant.

BladeSingularity5/9/2017, 12:34:40 AM1 votes

I think you guys should be worried ... because now she's going to find away around the Riposte effect.

4th Chiming Lamb5/8/2017, 11:33:20 PM1 votes

...wat?

Majki5/9/2017, 12:08:37 PM1 votes

But I came here for tips on Fiora's Riposte (w) ... summoner 14 item 3151

John Senna15/9/2017, 4:27:29 PM1 votes

I almost die when taric enter the game xDDD

FilDaFunk5/9/2017, 5:29:59 PM1 votes

It's a damn big laser, their swords must be huge.

DerpeLord5/9/2017, 6:32:07 PM1 votes

GIANT 10 STACKS CHO GATH USES FEAST, HUGE WAVE HITS FIORA, BARRELS EXPLODE AROUND HER, GIANT SWORD DROPS FROM THE SKY

Fiora riposte

Scrimshäw5/9/2017, 6:56:23 PM1 votes

holy cringe