Riposte

: FINAL SPARK! "BOZEEM" : "Riposte" : What...but how did you do that? : Do what? : Dodge light. : Oh, I didn't dodge it I parried it. : How? : With my sword. : Swords can't do that! : Sure they can, you just have to polish your weapon enough. : Hey sis, hello Fiora. What are you both up to? : Oh, I was just explaining to Lux that I can reflect light with my sword. : Wait, what? : Oh, yeah sure you can. I'm surprised you didn't know that Lux. I use my sword as a mirror all the time. : No, no you can't parry light like that. : Yes you can, you just have to polish your weapon enough. : Really any weapon can it just takes a lot of polish. : Oh, I didn't see you there Jax. Why are you here? : I was just being the judge to their duel. : You cannot just parry light like that and you certainly can't do it with a lamp. : Challenge accepted. Go ahead try and shoot me. : If it will stop this ridiculous argument. FINAL SPARK! "BOZEEM" : "Riposte" : AAAAAAAH, how did you do that? : I just put a lot of lamp polish on my lamp and then you swing it fast. : No...well not just that, how did you even do that? That is one of Fiora's skills. : What riposte? Any swordsman "Looks at Fiora" or swordswoman can do it. It's a pretty basic technique. : Yeah, I can do it too. : But...but YOU'RE RIPOSTING LIGHT! : You just have to polish your weapon enough. : NO, YOU CAN'T JUST POLISH A WEAPON AND PARRY LIGHT! : What is all this shouting for? : Lux seems to think we can't parry light if we polish our weapons. : Oh, well of course you can. I keep my legs very shiny and polished just for those kind of occasions. : FINAL SPARK! : "Riposte" "BOZEEM" : but...but...but... : Really darling, you shouldn't just announce your attack like that. It really gives us a good opportunity to parry your light beam. : Oh, for certain. It makes it so easy to time our parries. : I can probably parry it too. : Hey guys, whats up? : Lux is having trouble accepting that light can be parried by our weapons. : Oh, the polish right? : Yeah. : Well, it could be worse Lux. : ? : Try and hit me. : Whatever.....Final Spark. "BOZEEM" : See. : You...you didn't do anything. My spell...it had no effect. : I know. I've covered my body with polish. I don't need to parry. : he did....but an.....if then.... "wonders off muttering to herself" : ....I should probably umm...watch her. : Science is a cruel mistress. Imagine if I had a real mirror.