Kinda sad. Female streamers.

Sweetiex·8/12/2015, 4:49:15 PM·6 votes·5,585 views

I think it's quite sad, that I have to actually LOOK for a female streamer who doesn't have her tits brushed up against the camera whilst wearing 10 pounds of make up.

I just scrolled through all the twitch streams and sadly out of the dozens of female streamers I was able to find ONE, GOD DAMN ONE female streamer who wasn't a typical "cam girl".

This is really sad. Oh and don't get me started with these "cosplay" girls.

Well, if you can't make it, fake it. I guess.

11 Comments

Morsigil8/12/2015, 8:35:09 PM4 votes

Yeah, you know what's kind of sad? How many people say "It's kind of sad" and then watch and pay them money, anyway. That's why it happens in the first place: because it gets people's attention and money. If someone said, "Hey you, would you like to stream and play video games? yeah? Great! We'll pay you this much. We'll pay you 5x that amount if you wear a tight T-shirt". Wouldn't YOU do that?

Of course you would! Do you know why I think you would? Because you have a job. You have a job where you carry a badge, or wear a uniform, where you have fixed hours that you go out of your way to meet. You make all kinds of sacrifices, be it your dignity, your time, your love life. Do you think these girls enjoy showing their bodies off on camera? Not generally, they do it because they want to get paid, just like you, just like anyone. They're hustling, and this is what works. We all do it. We wear the McDonalds cap to sell burgers to hobos, single men, teenagers and young families; we go out and sell office supplies despite getting doors shut in our face by disgusted office managers; we work in construction and destroy our bodies over a lifetime or less just to pay the bills. We all hustle. We all make sacrifices. Just because you're uncomfortable with the choices they're making doesn't mean yours are any better.

TL;DR: Don't hate the player; hate the game.

Krigjer8/12/2015, 8:41:47 PM4 votes

Some women don't wear makeup to impress other people; wearing it does something wonderful for my own confidence, honestly. That '10 pounds of makeup' isn't always about impressing strangers.

But you know what really bothers me? Female gamers that put their headphones right over their hair. I have to move my hair or pull it back if I'm wearing headphones because I can't stand how it feels; how do they do it?!

Hell Week8/12/2015, 8:39:36 PM3 votes

what's the problem? what's so wrong about a girl trying to look good for her audience. you don't like the boobies, i'll take it. just dont tell my girlfriend lol.

177A Bleecker St8/12/2015, 5:13:35 PM3 votes

kaypae is the only LEGIT female streamer i know, shes hot but she doesnt have her boobs showing at all and is actually sort of good at the game, and entertaining

EL HAMSTERO8/12/2015, 8:41:42 PM1 votes

sex sells. shocking but true.

61413860_DEL8/12/2015, 8:10:56 PM1 votes

I like kaypea and Pokimane.

lennzy8/12/2015, 5:54:41 PM1 votes

agree KP is my favorite female streamers

TurquoiseYoshi8/12/2015, 7:35:30 PM1 votes

Well, if you scroll down really far in the League Twitch section, you might find some.

StealthWarden8/12/2015, 4:58:11 PM1 votes

the ideal "real woman" has become somewhat of a unicorn..trust me, i've been searching pretty relentlessly for 5 years now. no surprise that there aren't any league streamers that cant just play league and have to get in full "fap for me" mode to subscribers.