Just witnessed a horrible face plant.

So I was outside, smoking something graves can't have in his splash art and I saw this drunk guy. He was walking up a hill that is right in front of our apartment building. Probably on his way home from a bar or something.

Anyways. As you can maybe guess from the title, he face planted on the pavement. Just randomly fell on his face. And the sound... My god. You know when you walk down some stairs and you miss a step, causing your jaw to do this sudden jerk and your teeth hit each other? Yea, that sound. I heard that sound from at least 10 meters away from me. When I saw him face plant I made the "Shhh" face. It looked so painful.

After he got up, he put his fingers in his mouth like "do I still have my teeth?" and continued on his way like nothing ever happened.

I don't know if he lost any teeth or anything like that, but he's gonna be in some serious pain when he wakes up tomorrow. And I'll have some nightmares tonight where my teeth fall off. I just know it.

The sound man... Hurts just thinking about it.

Well, I thought I'd share this incredibly exciting story with you.