Just witnessed a horrible face plant.

Sweetiex··49 votes·2,868 views

So I was outside, smoking something graves can't have in his splash art and I saw this drunk guy. He was walking up a hill that is right in front of our apartment building. Probably on his way home from a bar or something.

Anyways. As you can maybe guess from the title, he face planted on the pavement. Just randomly fell on his face. And the sound... My god. You know when you walk down some stairs and you miss a step, causing your jaw to do this sudden jerk and your teeth hit each other? Yea, that sound. I heard that sound from at least 10 meters away from me. When I saw him face plant I made the "Shhh" face. It looked so painful.

After he got up, he put his fingers in his mouth like "do I still have my teeth?" and continued on his way like nothing ever happened.

I don't know if he lost any teeth or anything like that, but he's gonna be in some serious pain when he wakes up tomorrow. And I'll have some nightmares tonight where my teeth fall off. I just know it.

The sound man... Hurts just thinking about it.

Well, I thought I'd share this incredibly exciting story with you.

21 Comments

imamonster1326 votes

Upvoted just from the first sentence.

Sweetiex14 votes

{quoted}

Upvoted just from the first sentence.

Graves :(

Remlap12236 votes

This comment chain is for things that can be in the game besides Graves' cigar.

Ahem:

  • Nidalee can do a pole dance, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Tryndamere can make a masturbation joke, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Janna can slap her own ass when she taunts, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Gragas is an alcoholic, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Gragas Esquire can smoke a filtered cigarette, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Taric can have an extremely flamboyant skin, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Nami can have breasts as a fish, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Miss Fortune's breasts can be the size of her head, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Gangplank can be disabled for a patch for lore reasons, but Graves can't have a cigar.
  • Quinn's Q info says that Valor binds opponents by literally digging his talons into their eye sockets, but Graves can't have a cigar.
Kitty Darkstar1 votes

Gragas can have a cigar but Graves can't have a beer

ElJanitorFrank1 votes

You got a problem with extremely flamboyant skins? Honestly, I get it's a joke comment but that one just kinda sticks out like a sore thumb...

SelflessTeammate1 votes

Wait, Janna's taunt involves her slapping her own butt? For real? I've been playing over a year and never noticed this, even though I've practically spammed just about everyone's emotes just to see what they looked like? loads up lolking

Edit (after watching): D-...Dude. I thought it'd be a little more subtle than that.

njdunkin13 votes

+1'ed, partially because of the cool story and partially because of Graves - R.I.P cigar warrior.

cody dong1 votes

rip

Davy Crockett1 votes

Had a nightmare where all my teeth fell out and I couldnt put them back in and they wouldnt stay in.

Vistha Kai1 votes

That was real life, Steve.

Nareik Yukiboshi1 votes

are you sure he didn't try some of graggy's brew? Gragas

heard it knocks even the heaviest of drinkers off thier feet

Remurin1 votes

This is a better lovestory than Twilight m8. But Graves still cant have a god damn cigar? Graves

WyvernEgg1 votes

drunk guy confirmed.

Oh wait....Gragas

kJs1 votes

At least it's League related. Roflmfao

67169943_DEL1 votes

i thought it said Face Paint at first

and dang that soudns painful >.<

Lugg1 votes

What, no video, fail.

Sweetiex1 votes

{quoted}

What, no video, fail.

I'm not a magician, I'm truly sorry. I wish I was able to magically morph Graves' kryptonite into a camera and film it.

Vistha Kai1 votes

I bet he ate an orange.

I Pop Xanax1 votes

eat my asshole fcking pig

Vel Koz I can1 votes

Horrible face plant...? Was expecting a pun about Zyra

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