Thank you, trolls

I really need the practice in carrying games 4v[Fed(5)+Underfed(1)]. It's great that you decided to play ADC Kennen top lane vs Vlad, maxed E and rushed to feed him and the jungle to all hell then afked, because now I'll know how to play Kog'Maw when super farm behind. Besides learning how to play from behind, thank you for making it possible for me to practice the many ways to surrender, now I'll never get bored of just the one way, because I know 3 now! So thanks so much for going Kassadin ADC bot lane and letting me try to 1v3 as Janna support, now at 20 minutes I can freely choose to /surrender/ff or do it through the menu, it's like a whole new mini game! Thank you for refusing to surrender to continue your trolling. I love getting instagibbed over and over as full tank Sion because of how far ahead the enemy is, so thanks for not letting me miss out on the experience. I also thank you for this because it makes special moments in life count more, because wasting an hour of my life at a time makes my life that much shorter, making all my other time more precious. But seriously, uninstall your client or cut it out, because I'm actually sick of it.

[I know I'll get hate for this. This is my way of looking on the bright side]