Pussies at the top lane!

Focusss·2/13/2015, 12:52:07 AM·1 votes·2,126 views

I hate when im up against a nasus because its just going to be a "farm a lot" boring lane, but I know nasus does not have much of a choice, However, I hate it even more when I go top lane against a riven or renekton and watching them play pussy all lane. This is top lane people, this is where the big boys go to fight. Its a place where junglers are practically non-existent. If you are going to play renekton or riven you better be ready for a blood bath to occur at the top lane. That is what makes top lane so much fun. So I get sad when I see champions like renekton, riven, darius, etc, playing like pansies. The outplays at the top lane, pushing small advantages, this is what makes top lane fun.

So please if you go top lane with someone meant to be played aggressive, don't let me down. I don't even care if I get smashed in lane because its more fun when top lane is a blood bath. I played against a riven recently and I was falling asleep in lane because she sat under turret all game even when she was not behind.

just a little rant because I hate when top laners play like this.

7 Comments

Seth Lightheart2/13/2015, 12:57:50 AM1 votes

Why don't you take advantage of that? Take your wave, teleport mid or bot, and get a few kills.

Edit: Or engage on them over and over? Make it so they can't happily farm, it takes two to make a farm lane.

Focusss2/13/2015, 1:28:33 AM1 votes

it does not make 2 to make a farm lane because im not strong enough to dive them or what if I am not playing a champion capable of poking people under turret very well? what if there is not a lot of action on the map? im not going to blow my tp and lose my top lane turret for nothing. plz dude

BeatzBoyFTW2/13/2015, 1:32:12 AM1 votes

I think the true pussies of top lane are Lissandra VayneNidalee Vladimir , cause they get to hit you from a range while all you wanted to do is cs.

In cases like Riven or Nasus, I never seen them just standing at their own turret farming. I guess it's most likely you hard-pushed your own minion wave instead of freezing it, causing the minion waves to stop right by the enemy Riven/Nasus's turret side.

Epicusmaximo2/13/2015, 2:26:21 AM1 votes

Hi there! Heard that was a party in here?

Focusss2/13/2015, 2:48:22 AM1 votes

I didn't hard push the wave, they just refused to lane with me

RogueWill2/13/2015, 2:54:18 AM1 votes

I normally go aggressive until I die twice. Then I go really passive. Trying to keep you top for as long as possible so you don't roam your fed ass towards mid. If you don't want me to play like a pussie don't kill me so fast xD

AFK Push2/19/2015, 10:57:57 PM1 votes

Besides the fact that you are probably really toxic in game, I can kind of see your point. However, Riven Renekton and Darius might have amazing early games, but that doesn't mean that they can play super aggressive in some matchups. When you put ranged champions into the mix it fucks them over fairly quick.