Enemy team definitely cheated- Man in the pocket

Mister Modesty··1 votes·374 views

Tell me how someone just stands in one spot for over 10 minutes. Don't say he isn't connected- because it takes less than a minute to be sent back to base. My ally Yasuo was standing at outer turret until lvl 7. Then he started to walk. Meanwhile- my jungle is losing his mind, and enemy mid starts playing second jungle. My ADC starts the game by chasing enemy jungle through river- then everyones asking why Im not able to do anything. I'M SUPPORT. I AM SHIT WITHOUT A TEAM. I NEED AN ADC TO FARM. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS. Meanwhile the enemy team is talking shit like they're winning because they're good- which is far from the truth. Leona kept hooking me, Graves couldn't hit a skill worth anything- but when your mid is AFK, and the enemy Kat is free to roam with KhaZix- it doesnt matter how bad they are because they can swoop under tower and AA you to death. This is beginning to be bullshit. And I couldn't report the anyone- because my post-game lobby conveniently wouldn't open. Just "skip waiting for stats" for 10 minutes. So now I'm stuck with a loss because the enemy team was allowed to snowaball. I'm really tired of these games. Seriously- fuck this game. You've ruined it already with the new champ select- can't get a decent fucking role. And people say "choose top or mid as secondary" yeah- then I get top or mid and I don't want to play these roles. It's stupid. Riot- you're going downhill in a barrel.

Fuck your game and fuck your stupid hands clean policy. Your playerbase is the worst of any mmorpg there is. And you defend the little fucks by banning people who were trolled all game by half-wits.

Riot is the one that needs to uninstall. Runescape all over again.

7 Comments

Deep Terror Nami2 votes

I'm not seeing anywhere that the enemy cheated or that there's something wrong with the new champ select. Your mid was afk and you had a connection error.

Mister Modesty1 votes

Whenever I see a player with connection errors that leave them standing in one spot, they walk back to base after less than a minute. I had a game where my ADC did that while crossing river. As soon as she started walking back, 3 enemies jumped her. We won that game though. This Yasuo was standing at the outer turret from level 1 to level 7- then he started clearing minions. He got static shiv I think, then went to lane, then disconnected. But my game was running smoothly as far as connection. We asked the enemy team to report yas for afk or whatever, considering his absence hit us hard. For one, I picked Alistar on the premise of a good Yasuo engage. Two- the enemy Mid was smart, and just stayed Mid long enough for minion coverage, or to pick off our Jungler with the help of theirs. But, the enemy team is just saying things like "get good" and "naw we're just destroying you." And one of them even said something along the lines of being glad Yas is trolling. And although my connection seems to be running fine, I can't load the post-game chatroom so I can report Yas. How is it my game runs without a problem- then I can't load my post game? I feel like Yasuo was running third party programs, specifically invasive software. And he could get away with it, because he's preventing us from reporting him. This sounds a lot like wild conspiracy, I know. But, I've come to never trust coincidences. A- If Yasuo's not connecting well, something is interfering with his connection. B- This lost us the game. C- I couldn't connect to post-game chat to report Yasuo.

It isn't proof- but it stands to confirm that Yasuo could have been maliciously cheating.

Deep Terror Nami1 votes

While it's possible you are right, it's a big conclusion to jump to. Sometimes it's just a coincidence or a misinterpretation of the real issue.

Mister Modesty1 votes

Even if it wasn't intentional- there's a chance that whatever was messing with his system carried through to the game.

Billy VoHagen1 votes

"I play support." "I can't get support."

This man is lying.

Mister Modesty1 votes

If I said I cant get support I meant Jungle. All I ever get is support. And if I try p-Jungle s-Top, I get top. I rarely get to jungle..

Surr20plz1 votes

Delicious tears!

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