One of my favorites comes from the most unlikely person.
: "If at first you do not succeed... please, tell me what it is like."
The second comes from a really good trash-talker.
: "I hear you're trash. Bow before your king!"
And the last comes from the Aladdin of Zaun.
DrShoking36 votes
"Seems you left your brave pants at home. Want me to wait while you go get them?"
lakeyja90035 votesAll of
's taunts tbh, but here's a few:
to 
: "What do cops and donuts have in common? I dunk them!"
to 
: "You'll go where I tell you Mundo."
to 
: "Arrrr... You suck."
to 
: "Hey Lee Sin, feast you eyes on - oh, my bad..."
to 
: "Oh no, it's leona, I'm gonna get a tan."
to 
: "What is it you mastered Yi? Sucking?"
to 
: "I don't get nightmares Nocturne, but you are putting me to sleep."
Oh gosh there are so many good ones I just need to stop here before I overdo it xD
Melledoneus28 votesto
I feel like he just gave up halfway.
Slamurai Jack35 votes
"It seems your chances of survival are... less than zero."
Melledoneus14 votesEye see what you did there.
Unpaladin34 votes
"You belong in a museum!"
Easily the best quote in the game.
Ligerzz32 votesForecast 
"It looks like there's a low chance any skill shots are gonna hit us"
Rikari26 votes
"You will lose."
Don't have to sugarcoat anything. Pure,unadulterated taunt,right to the point.
okino24 votes
: "You're as modest as a freshly-paid courtesan" to 
#LookingDownOnThemBJSkillz
Melledoneus7 votesI think he's saying that Ahri is a... harlot.
HayRoss23 votes
Death is not the end for you. I have seen to it. For eternity; YOU. ARE. MINE.
Badass, terrifying, and strangely poetic all at the same time
kile14723 votesWorst Valentine's card ever
charcharmunro22 votes
"I don't care what your name is!"
"Come, test yourself in the fire!"
"There's no coming back from your demise!"
"I've seen your death, it was painful."
"THE TIME OF MAN HAS COME TO AN END."
Melledoneus13 votes "Ally, enemy- I don't care."
You can tell how well they did with Sion when his quotes make you go "holy crap."
Bladeglory14 votesI always liked "Break their will and their bones!"
Sion confirmed for toxic.
Corrupto12322 votes I have a deficiency....in cares...
Not Katarina21 votesI loved Katarina's taunt before they removed it for some unknown reason.
"Killing is my duty, fun is yelling SURPRISE!" <3 I wish they put it back. The ones she has now sounds like she's getting punched in the gut in the middle of her sentence. 
Melledoneus11 votes"Remember, evil spelled backwards is live."
Chaotic Reks16 votes
"You're already dead, you just haven't caught up yet."
"You only need to click once, FOOL!"
"If I eat you, will I learn to die?"
Tuss4 votes*how to die
Also I hope they never change that Morde quote.
D2Vincent15 votesOne of my favorites is 
's taunt to
"mmm urgot, I highly reccomend Death at this point"
ZT Xperimentor14 votes
"It's over when I say; oh Yes, it's about to get Much Worse"
"Knock it off, I'm done being Nice"
"Run playthings; I will Not hold back"
"You cannot fathom what I am!"
"There is something sublime about holding a heart in your hand"
"You're seriously asking a Giant demon Bird, for a JOKE?"
"I haven't got a Brain!"
Melledoneus23 votes
"And soon, neither will you!"
Westonbirt13 votes
** BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL** (The voice actress sells it).
PaladinNO12 votesThere is only one:
"So many noobs...will matchmaking ever find true balance?" - 
TS Dragonsrage11 votes to
So uh, Urgot... we can't hang out any more. I'm cool now.
Catastrop10 votes
"For my next trick, I'll make your lifebar disappear,"
Niyumi9 votes"Their tears shall salt the ocean!" --
"How they try!" --
I'll think of more, but in a match right now. That's one of my favorites though.
Teemo or Feedmo9 votes
there is such potential in one mortal life. you have wasted yours.
force is meaningless without skill.
xSleepy8 votesnot quite a taunt but quote when you pick him in champ select:
"Call me king. Call me demon. Water forgets the names of the drowned."
and that's some cold shit right there i get chills every time fam
LynXerf8 votes
Imagine if I had a REAL weapon.
Why has this not been mentioned. o.0
Mannysmoker7 votes is by far the King.
Dunkmaster can be close..
Melledoneus5 votesBut I don't know which quote you're talking about. :P
Quotes or it didn't happen.
Mannysmoker5 votes every joke this guy has.
same as
DrShoking16 votes[zombie-brand-facepalm] ...
HayRoss9 votesI refuse to succumb to culinary degradation!
You are a malodorous offense to my palate!
Let us eat voraciously and overindulge
(To Azir) Your empire? I look upon your works and despair!
(To Jinx) Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud
(To Jarvan) Anything getting through that gold helmet of yours?
(To Gnar) Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!
These enough for you?
Gentzer5 votes"How droll your attacks are!"
"You have succeeded only in ruffling my attire!"
Kench is the best
arcinex7 votes "Force is meaningless without skill."
Melledoneus10 votesBut Anakin did a damn fine job of kicking Dooku's sorry behind with his raw power of the force. I must be blind to the facts on this one.
arcinex6 votesBut Anakin did a damn fine job of kicking Dooku's sorry behind with his raw power of the force. I must be blind to the facts on this one.
I've never watched Star Wars
HeadHonchkrow30 votesMother of God
Totalis7 votes
: I won this fight already- doing it again for fun
FUCKING. SAVAGE.
PunisherJBY7 votes
"I suppose you are expecting some unbearable pun"
not sure why but i laugh every time.
Cynnabon7 votes
chimes
Melledoneus8 votesNo, not that one! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
PIMPSMOOTH6 votes
puts enemies on tilt with his amazing laugh coupled with:
"You should come back with more bad guys"
sealust6 votes "A legion couldn't stop me, what chance do you have?"
Lintu Puck4 votes - "COWAAAAARDS~!" (while ulting away from the enemy)
