I carried a 3v5 yesterday

In a Bot Match.....http://www.unixstickers.com/image/cache/data/stickers/meme/troll/Troll-face.sh-600x600.png

You are tanking your MMR dude, might want to take a break from ranked. And there are items other then Ludens...

2 intentional feeders on the enemy team?=

Oh my. If you look at the indepth match history online, check out how many wards each player put down. LOL