What do you call Tahm Kench when he goes full HP?
A fish tank
A fish tank
Fun fact: Apparently that was also one of his many nicknames during development!
I still call him that.
Well, that joke tanked
I'm beginning to suspect that Phreak secretly owns multiple accounts, and haunts the boards with puns.
What would you call a female Tahm Kench?
Tahm Wench
ik im very funny
This is literally straight from the Tahm dev blog.
I actually don't read Dev Blogs.. too many words
ha ha ha...
: WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME 
Cry me a river
I think you can answer that question yourself if you spend some time thinking about it.
HAH
Implying that there's anybody out there who actually knows how to play Vayne well.
What do you call a Blitz who grabbed Tahm? Blitzkench
Don't know why but this made me laugh very hard lmao
You must be fun at parties.
No, I'm serious, got a good chuckle.
What do you call a champion that is stuck inside Tahm Kench?
Fish Sticks

rip ad fizz
Fucking Carlos, man.
what do you call a taric rework not released ? outrageous.
What's the River King's favorite sauce?
Contribution from EU ☺