Hit 30, and. . . bleahah
;((( WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN. I feared a toxicity spike as I hit thirty and that there would be a difficulty increase, but the thing that stood out the most was all the hate. Don't ever, ever give first blood or miss most of your pulls (even though i said first time 
) cause people are going to stop on your balls. "GG noob blitz."
I TOLD EVERYONE I WAS NOOB IN QUEUE, DON'T PUNISH MY BODY LIKE THAT. 
However, as people pull off the more sick plays, there was a lot more credit given where credit was due, to the tanks and support and whosey whatsits. (UNLESS you do bad in the beginning, whatever you accomplish afterwards means nothing.)
Also, I'm still pretty new, and even if I've played idk how many games it takes to get to thirty, don't assume I know anything about the mechanics of the game. All I got so far.
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Top- Dunno, go tank, stay up there for early team fights,
, but be sure to carry my body later plz. -
Jungle- Ah, hit random enemies in the forest, show up to scare the enemy laners away or chase them under turret, get some kills idk. But if you're on the enemy team, I don't care what champ you are, you are like the most horrifying thing I've seen in my life. You appear out of the bush charging like
and I'm clenching my butthole running back under turret. Orrr you're
, and you just appear and BLEAH ASDH dead. Still don't understand him. Whenever I play jungle I always pick
, start blue, then just run around and throw the crow at random things hoping to Allah that enemy jungler doesn't appear. -
Mid- Be OP af oorr let them at nexus turrets at 12:30, one or the other. (idk how do fight complex champs like
. Like, come on, you just appear on my screen for a milisecond and then black/white.) You're kinda like the team leader, I guess, but please, you're only like a little aways from top and bot. If you can miss a few CS, please help, AHH but not if you're losing lane then we come help you XOXO. Also, plz pick 
for fair fight, at least I understand what they do) -
ADC- make the calls and don't die plz, support can't hold lane alone (also, I've heard that ADC mains or whatever get called out for being really toxic or whatever, but usually if I'm playing support they only get mad when I feed, so. . .all the time. But, I mean, their job is hard though, have you ever right clicked before? Didn't think so.)
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Support- It's like early game you're the star, getting those but late. . .like, if you went tank, what are you even doing? Not really any potential for damage, you know? Unless you play an AP champ like
, when you're just annoying af to the enemy team with your stuns and heals and such, as a tank, you're just there to mask the hitbox of the ADC. Which isn't bad, but while I'm running around as 
blocking projectiles and throwing out Q's that for some reason do more damage than your HULK SMASH, I feel like I'm so useless.
x x x x
Which is why I main the role, though. I don't want no responsibilities. I just want praise for a good slow, stun, heal, whatever. Then I'm happy. The rest of the game is filler. My most favorite games have been move speed , just never having to leave lane with the bae, then in team fights just running around at the speed of sound (spongebob reference) keeping everyone alive. Or doing other things like landing that perfect hook 
getting my ADC a kill or initiating a teamfight. Maybe once I get my mechanical skills up I can try the more complex champs, but for now, gimme dat
