Sometimes all you got to do to win is just to say "Fuck it"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nuP7CUkWuw&feature=youtu.be
Even though our mid laner definitely didn't deserve this win, as he was actually intentionally feeding. https://www2.pic-upload.de/img/33335861/orifeedcopy.jpg
But even then he was neither heavy, nor metal enough to weigh us down.