Wake up. Load League. Play 2 games of ranked. Both with raging afkers

WTFMatee·6/16/2015, 5:29:05 PM·3 votes·438 views

I know it happens all the time but boy does that just eff your day up when the first two games you play in the morning are just raging 4v5 flaming chodes.

I dono i personally think there should be a 3 strikes thing against people that clearly just rage so hard then afk.

And I'm not talking about the people that just like oh crap i have to go or afk from the start.

I'm talking about the scumbags that bm the entire game only to afk ragequit (not from teamates bm them but just because they felt like being a total inconsiderate ass hole)

Sure I'm a bit mad right now You mad bro? But I feel like these players are so toxic they carry over to everyone elses game.

It's like the butterfly effect. get 2 raging afkers in a row then whats your 3rd game going to be like. Surely anyone will be somewhat on tilt after that.

And believe you me if you just decide to take a break and come back after a couple hours only to get another trolling rager your computer will be broken into pieces.

Tl;Dr: the most toxic players AKA the ones that Verbally abuse a lot then feed then go afk should get 3 strikes and their out. No one wants that crap.

And I mean when it's CLEAR CUT to the review board they were doing the 3 TriforceTrollerino

3 Comments

Vistha Kai6/16/2015, 8:01:33 PM2 votes

I had a situation like this: I'm about to get into promo (I was at like 99 or 98 LP), but the game was over in champion select (3 people top or some shit). I had this feeling that even if I dodge this game I won't escape fate, but still was worth a try. That was like 4 days ago.

My record since then is 7 losses in a row and 0 wins. Thanks, life. I love you too. I didn't need that Gold 1 anyway ;_;

Americium6/16/2015, 7:27:25 PM1 votes

Wake up and load league? How about wake up, brush your teeth, shower, #1 or #2, make yourself breakfast, do laundry, etc. I am 100% sure there are a lot more things to do before playing league upon waking up. My suggestion, if you love the game so much do some prep-work on your metagaming. Don't just mindlessly go in unprepared. Here is what you could do be optimize your wins, assuming that you play enough to have a reasonable sample size of games played:

  1. start a spreadsheet and get ready to do some number crunching
  2. If you can, play games at all times during all times of the week and record what time and when you get trolled
  3. After a while a pattern will emerge where you'll find that there will be a higher probability of problematic players.
  4. Things to note: holidays, school cycle, weekend and weekday cycles, morning, midday, evening, and wee hours (bedtime until morning). This is where you'll find the greatest difference of players. For example, I find less immature players around 1am on a weekday than during the weekend at 1pm.
  5. If you have the patience for the spreadsheet, you could set up any criteria to investigate. The possibilities are limitless. 1 tank vs. 2 tank wins, chance of mass ap, ad, etc., healing support, crowd-control support, etc. With anything, you can look into discovering whether a pattern emerges.

This isn't 100% sure way into getting out of elo-hell or whatever, but like card-counting with the correct parameters, you can get a higher chance of wins with statistics.