To all the "Stoned" people out there that insist on telling the world.
Just play the game. no one cares that you smoke weed.
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I wish there was a report button for substance abuse.
To everyone who doesn't smoke weed:
We're not all retarded, disgusting, dread-sporting stoner burnouts. Some of us use it for medical purposes and some of us use it recreationally, some of us even have jobs and go to school! (Hi)
Playing league while high is a stupid thing to do if you expect to win, and please remember that if someone goes "LOL so highhh xDD" in chat, then you should probably come to the conclusion that they're an idiot or very young anyway and would likely do the same thing if they were drinking or using any other substance.
Also, can you not jump on us at every opportunity you get? If i die to Gromp and our top laner asks "what happened" and i reply "haha sorry a bit stoned" this is not some proclamation of my intent to legalize weed all over the nation. It's a simple answer to a simple question. I'm not trying to be "cool" or "edgy" by saying that i smoke weed. You asked, so i'm answering your question. There's no need to mash your shift key as quickly as you can to type "OOOH U SMOKE WEED YEAH UR COOL 420 BLAZE IT AM I RITE". I'm not going to go out of my way to lie and type some other excuse about armor runes and smite cooldowns just because you want to call me out on what you view as a poor life choice and make yourself feel better by berating me about it.
If im playing normals and not being an obnoxious dick about it, then why bust my balls man. Neat observation based on personal experience: There are more people going "WEED LMAO" sarcastically than there are people who genuinely think like that, ironically.
:)
Jax: "I'm so hiiiiigh!"
Proceeds to die 6 times in 10 minutes and afks in base.
His duo partner: "Sorry guys he's passed out."
-- My Promotionals.
I wish that they would legalize marijuana
Just so stoners would have nothing to talk about
How about you just stop smoking weed.
Let the downvotes begin.
most of time it's probably just kids trying to pretend to be stoned to seem cool
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...how did this thread get so political? Seriously i feel the same way when 1/10 games someone proclaims that they have to take a giant shit. Please stop telling me these things in chat.
I was playing so bad once that I had to say im drunk to cover how bad I was. My team just smiled and said its fine.
Everything went better than expected.
<- He's always stoned!
Had a ranked game recently where in champ select a guy locked in yorick mid and said
"Brb guys take your time lockin in. About to go light up a fat one. Ha haaaaaaaaaa. So stoned right now".
Yeah, I promptly dodged that game.
If you smoke weed, congrats for you. You have every right. But please don't play league of legends ranked stoned out of your mind. Normals still bad to do it in, but at least forgive able as it is just for practice. I don't care if you think you play better high of play high all the time. Just Don't.
I play while high every night. my performance isn't hindered by the fact that i smoked a few bowls before playing. When i'm high i find i remember all the little things i need to be doing like looking at the map constantly. warding more. and just bettering my positioning.
I played stoned once, and I played drunk twice. And all three of those times I found myself feeling like an absolute sack of shit because I was absolutely worthless and dragging the team down. I don't do that anymore.
To all the "Not Caring" people out there that insist on telling the world:
Just reply to other things. no one cares that you don't care that we smoke weed.
When im drunk i tell everyone that i am drunk, that way they know why i am playing badly if i am or why i make bad decisions. Yea i shouldn't play while im drunk i know that when im sober, but when im drunk all logic goes out the door lol.
Also last time i was drunk i went like 24/11 as Talon mid
Personally I wish they'd put a hard ban on Weed to where It get's a life sentence from 16+, straight from juvenile right to the big house. Because I'm sick of weed and the effects it's had on my peers, my friends and my family. People always say it isn't addictive, or it doesn't have any negative effects like other drugs are turning a blind eye to the fact that it is Illegal, once you start smoking it you are admitting to yourself that you are a criminal, you can't pass drug test now, so you can't get a job and if you already have a job if they spring a drug test on you at 'random' because you reek of 'loud' you're fucked. Either that or you ask a younger relative, or someone you know that doesn't do drugs to cop you out, which morally is more disgusting than having said relative pee ON you. They shouldn't have to lie for you.
I'm an honest working man, but I don't have the best job, I don't make a lot of money, and I dont have a lot of things. My computer can barely keep 40 fps in a team fight on low settings. I got college debts up to my knees, and my mom with her drug history and my dad with his health problems are not only not together, but are having a general hard time in life while I just watch because I hardly have enough money to keep myself afloat. I live in a low-income neighborhood with crime and violence happening all around me and to top it all off, I'm just this unattractive guy, I'm not fat or anything I just don't look like a famous rapper or actor, no chiseled chin or 6 pack abs. The Point I'm trying to make is that drugs don't make it any easier, and every penny you spend on drugs goes to some fat druglord when it could be going to someone who deserves it: You.
B-But I AM stone