YO BUDDY!
Listen, this is my first day using the honor system, i decided to close an eye and forget about that kid with a 97 in his nickname that threatened to hack my account because i pointed out that he was afk walking despite me harcarrying him as support and managed to get pushed in despite building runaan first (which is wrong in case you don't know) and didn't literally lasthitted the kills i spoonfed to him but sadly i couldn't get myself because of him i had to waste my flash earlier and then told me that i was a retard.
I also decided to forget about that game where i took top inhib as yorick jungle with herald at 15 minutes and my teammates managed to intentionally feed until the game dragged up to 40 minutes (the ignored super minions even managed to take a nexus turret, and no, even if soulcrushed wants to nerf yorick early game because bronze V tried to facetank his minions or because his jungle clear is "too fast" despite him having no pressure early so the things balance eachother, doesn't mean that he needs to be shyvana'd because bronze V (read: any elo below at least D2) finds too mentally challenging handle splitpush even if your own team is afk walking and providing no pressure whatsoever and the even insult you id you dare to point it out and ask for cooperation).
And i also decided to put behind me that game where as trundle i managed to take second tier turret bot, inhib turret, inhib and kill the enemy ashe that came to suicide stop me but got accidentally 2-shotted because she tried to 1v1 a juggernaut melee and of course trundle is too broken and needs nerfs, when my inting team managed to win a teamfight because the brother enemy team suicided into them got masterfully outplayed, and then they recalled even if the only survivor was coming to stop me (otherwise i would have taken the nexus) and when i pointed out that they should have pushed mid they called me a "freakin' idiot" because they were all low and they couldn't clearly push, but i was a feeder because i got killed by the enemy 21/9 kata that was allowed to come and kill me.
It's ok man, it's all things of the past, no biggie. :)
But, as the first day and first game of the reworked honor system, i got matched with a 0/13 inting rammus top that NEVER ulted a single time during the whole game, NEVER pushed his wave despite having plenty of aoe, and on top of that he started to steal my jungle and when i told my jinx to farm my jungle because she desperatedly needed a last whisper because she was dealing 0 damage he started farming even harder;
A talon mid that despite snatching a couple of kills in lane inted several kills by standing still in lane or tanking turret or spamming dance 1 hp and getting Q'd by the enemy zed;
Jinx that refuses to listen to me because i'm a meanie noob jungler that never ganks™ and keeps going down the path of guardian angel despite being too late to build it and i even offered my own farm to her since she was underfarmed with runaan and rockets, but no, no good, she just didn't wanted to build it. (and i even accidentally honored her because i'm a goddamn idiot, but you know, i wanted to try the new stuff thingie) (oh i got no honors despite singlehandedly carrying that game splitpushing for days that if trick2g could see me he would have awarded me the gold medal of splitpushhood)
I mean, what are you guys up to? I know league is a mass-scale way to brainwash the public and a social experiment, but i mean, cmon man, why can't you guys just leave us bitter nerds losers alone and let us enjoy our escapism from reality?
PS: I also found that we lack a very important feature, the possibility to honor the players on the enemy team for being "Brothers", you know, when your team is so useless that the enemy team is more helpful than your own peeps. :p