I Am a Crappy Player That Knows Almost Everything about League, AMA

ChickenWrap··28 votes·11,999 views

Note: I will be answering in the "Discussion View". Due to this, i would suggest switching from Chronological View for this thread specifically. Thank you!

Hello everybody, I have decided that I should move this thread over to the Boards sooner rather than later, knowing that the old forums probably won't be having their threads moved over.

That said, I have been playing this game since January of 2010, and I know almost everything there is to know about League of Legends. Feel free to ask me any question from build paths to game mechanics to champions and everything in-between and I will answer you to the best of my ability, and remember:

No matter what time you post a comment, I will always answer it within two days of its posting, but usually in far less time, and please try to keep lewd questions out of the thread, thank you!

If anybody is curious, here is the previous thread: http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3704154

247 Comments

RiotSweet11 votes

Heyo ChickenWrap, good to see you in these parts. :]

ChickenWrap10 votes

Fastest red post on anything I've ever made ever.

Good to be in these parts, my eyes agree.

Riotyupster10 votes

What is the maximum number of Teemo shrooms that can be placed on the map at one time? http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/cd/84/ec/cd84ece9dee2b019d14758183ba064a6.jpg

ChickenWrap5 votes

I believe the answer to be 40.

Riotyupster6 votes

I was hoping for 99.

ChickenWrap19 votes

I was hoping for 0.

Wullf8 votes

I think everybody was hoping for 42

PurpleKingCrazy6 votes

There's something about that number...

Z468 votes

Hecarim is leaving from the very back edge of the blue team fountain using Mobi+Homeguards, Youmuu's Ghostblade, Phantom Dancer, Statikk Shiv, Zephyr, and Trinity Force, and is boosted by his Devastating Charge, Karma's Inspire, Jayce's Acceleration Gate, Orianna's Command: Dissonance, Sivir's On the Hunt, the Ghost and Heal summoner spells, Quintessences of Movement Speed, Talisman of Ascension's active, and the Fleet of Foot and Wanderer masteries.

Assuming all skills are at max level, what is the maximum movement speed Hecarim will achieve? How long, in seconds, does it take for Hecarim to reach the center of the map? Finally, does the opposing team's Draven have time to turn around, put on a blindfold and have a smoke?

ChickenWrap13 votes

Over 10k About 1 second He won't even finish putting on his blindfold.

RiotSweet11 votes

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I just want to say that this I love this question.

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Z465 votes

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RiotSweet6 votes

Not sure if plausible, but it was definitely an epic question.

RiotStayAwhileNlistn6 votes

If you teleport to a Zac blob, but he becomes whole again before the tp completes, is the tp canceled?

ChickenWrap6 votes

In short, when you teleport to a Zac bloblet, it will not vanish, even after the 8 seconds are up. Zac's passive will always revive him after 8 seconds so that's how long the bloblets were programmed to walk to give a visual representation. The bloblet you are teleporting to will not disappear until after you finish teleporting to it and the only way to stop the TP is by yourself or if an opponent CCs you.

Edit: For clarity, I will note that Zac doesn't revive until the teleport stops, but he will revive instantly, as the original post is kind of iffy on that.

Sir Frosthaven3 votes

Hey there's a familiar face. Welcome to the boards!

On topic: What is the most effective champion combination for soloing baron, and how early can it be done by said champion?

ChickenWrap5 votes

There's one that involves some thought. Champions with self-healing will generally do very well in soloing Baron. Currently, his spells are random, but he will usually use Wrath of the Ancients (heavenly green goop from the gods) if you deal decent magic damage against him. Keep that in mind.

Warwick, Yi, and Tryndamere are all very solid choices for Baron soloing. All these champions can usually do it by the time they have a BRK and a Spirit Visage (if jungling, they will usually have Feral Flare as well).

Nunu is another solid choice. Really, anyone who has some decent attack speed, a way of keeping themselves alive, and a BRK can give Baron a run for his money, but Spirit Visage increases self healing, and gives the MUCH needed MR for if he decides it's time for his Green Goop.

MrBuffington2 votes

So I know that using two potions at the same time will not double your health regen from that potion, but for biscuits, does the instant health regen happen when you activate the potion, or when the potion becomes active (ie. if you use two biscuits, do you gain an instant 40 health or just 20 health and then another 20 health when the first biscuit runs out and the second starts running)?

ChickenWrap3 votes

You should get the instant 40 health. I don't see why you wouldn't.

Elphrihaim3 votes

Just tested it; you don't. You get 20 HP when the "potion" starts.

bbbbates1 votes

This is because 5 biscuit cheesing was a thing for a short bit. you would bait someone to dive you and spam biscuits, the extra 100 health would mean you got the kill

ChickenWrap2 votes

Understandable, yes.

ChickenWrap2 votes

Rito post of the day pls </3

Sir ArmaMalum1 votes

What genre of music to you normally listen to while playing if any? If varying, what do you suggest?

ChickenWrap5 votes

I use three playlists I've put together over the years, one consists of more dance tracks, one consists of more rock tracks, and one consists of hard electronic music.

The rock one features lots of awesome Canadian rock, but both the dance and the rock one have some tracks from the other genre in them.

http://grooveshark.com/#!/chickenwrap/playlists Choose one, but remember: Sometimes music can influence your decision-making for the worse. Calmer music usually leads to smarter informed plays, but hard music will lead to being more reckless in most people.

Dragon Fang Shot2 votes

You taste in music is pretty freaking great. I like a lot of the rock/metal artists you have there. If you want any suggestions for new songs. I'm glad to offer some up.

ChickenWrap3 votes

What kind of person would I be if my taste in music was poor?

Dragon Fang Shot4 votes

A bad person.

MrBuffington1 votes

Can you Shen ulti on Anivia egg?

ChickenWrap6 votes

As far as I know? Yes. It's still a champion.

RiotStayAwhileNlistn1 votes

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ChickenWrap12 votes

Edit: Due to the unusual deletion of this post, I will specify that the post was about favourite and least favourite ARAM characters (if for some reason you couldn't already tell).

I don't really play much ARAM unless I'm in a game with all friends and nobody is taking it super seriously, since it's supposed to be fun.

Most favourite champion has to be one of my two favourites in general, AP Trist and Shaco.

Least favourite would have to be Ao Shin. It's like you can't even play him right now. Stare

Sir ArmaMalum1 votes

Opti went and made an OP about it, I guess he/she just didn't want to be too redundant with the question

ChickenWrap3 votes

Thanks for the heads up.

EMOFRATPARTY1 votes

Am I an insane person for maining Ashe?

Is Alistar truly the Cow God President Ruler of the Universe?

ChickenWrap4 votes

Ashe has won my many games in the past and I believe in Season 3 my Ashe W/L was like, 9-2. Have you tried running Flash/Ghost Ashe yet?

Alistar is all that, and much much more.

Sirin Gioro1 votes

Yee~~

Dear Senpai,

What is the lane momentum of high ELO players are speaking of and how can I use it? I've briefly know that when your lane is doing good you help the other lanes O_O?

And what is the "bread and butter roam" (which almost ALL high ELO players know this technique)? How can I get use of both techniques in games?

Thank you Oppaa

ChickenWrap2 votes

It speaks for itself. When you get going, take your advantage and push your advantage.

I guess you get some bread and some butter and then you go gank a lane.

"bread and butter" means "standard"

Sirin Gioro1 votes

Dear Senpai,

I've been planning to save up some IP to buy an ADC.

These are the champions I'm interested in:

Caitlyn Draven Graves Lucian Twitch Varus

I've played every marksman ever in LOL. AD is my favourite role!! item 3151 Poke or "GO in and GO HAM" type of AD is fine, actually. Tristana ATM is my favourite because she has AS steroid, good escapes or gapclosers, and waveclear. She can also go ham if she wants. I'm pretty rusty with Lucian and Twitch though, the mechanics too stronk I cannot play but I'm interested to practice them. Senpai, I hope you can help me pick one or two :)! Would be cool if the champion is strong in solo Q and really don't have tough match-ups, and can be useful late game as well.

Thank you SenpaiJinx

EDIT: Stats (best of all) Graves stats: 11/5/18 (DEFEAT) Draven : 5/0/8 (VICTORY) Caitlyn : 13/2/9 (VICTORY) Lucian : 0/4/4 (VICTORY) I'm rusty with him... Twitch : 4/4/1 (DEFEAT) ... Varus : 11/1/2 (VICTORY)

ChickenWrap2 votes

If your favourite is Trist and you don't like tough match-ups, just play Caitlyn.

MrBuffington1 votes

Can I ask you about the differences between building Sorc Boots and Berserker's Greaves on Corki? What advantages does each offer Corki (besides the obvious gains in damage on spells vs. attack speed), or in what situations would you build one over the other? Are they situationally based or timing based (ie. is one better for mid game/late game?), or are they based in play style (ie. playing more like other ADCs, buy berserkers, playing with more spell usage, buy Sorcs)? Thanks!

ChickenWrap3 votes

Sorc shoes give Corki magic pen and all of his abilities are magic damage, whereas Greaves gives him attack speed, an easily built stat that he'll end up with plenty of anyway. You'll be supplementing your AAs with rockets in teamfights which means at a point you'll have to much attack speed for supplementation to be worth it, which it is.

In order for your abilities to do less damage they need to build magic resistance. Note, rockets deal magical damage and can be used to easily harass your opponent out of lane.

Sorc shoes are always better, for now in my opinion.

MrBuffington1 votes

Thanks! Just wondering, if it were the case that Ezreal's Mystic Shot did magic damage as oppose to physical damage, it would be better to get sorc boots on him as well? Just thinking because Ezreal's playstyle is similar to Corki's, in that they both weave autos with their skill shots.

ChickenWrap2 votes

2 second cooldown Qs scaling off attack damage/AP at a high ratio?

Yep, instant Sorc shoes. Especially since his abilities grant him attack speed when he hits them anyway.

Iamboringtoo1 votes

What if you could buy ranks in the League, EG. You can pay 100 dollars to become Challenger, you can pay $80 to become Diamond and so on. It will show on your profile that 'you bought that rank'. How would this effect League?

ChickenWrap4 votes

What if you could buy ranks in the League, EG. You can pay 100 dollars to become Challenger, you can pay $80 to become Diamond and so on. It will show on your profile that 'you bought that rank'. How would this effect League?

Riot makes a killing, but everyone stops playing the game.

Iamboringtoo1 votes

Is SMITE a good game?

ChickenWrap2 votes

I find it enjoyable. It does have its crippling flaws though, and poor hero balance when I last played (Anubis/Zeus/That other stupid champion in every single game)

Sweetheart Annie1 votes

Is your name ChickenWrap because that's your favorite food? If not, what is your favorite food? What champions do you like the best? What roles do you prefer to play?

Overall, what do you think of the state of balance of LoL? If you could change anything, what would you?

What do you think of the state of the world? What do you feel about the current world leaders? If you could make any one change to the world as we know it today, what would that change be?

If you pay attention to my posts at all, what do you think about my posting habits? Would you consider me a shitposter? Is there anywhere specifically I could use improvement on?

ChickenWrap2 votes

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Is your name ChickenWrap because that's your favorite food? If not, what is your favorite food? What champions do you like the best? What roles do you prefer to play?

Overall, what do you think of the state of balance of LoL? If you could change anything, what would you?

What do you think of the state of the world? What do you feel about the current world leaders? If you could make any one change to the world as we know it today, what would that change be?

If you pay attention to my posts at all, what do you think about my posting habits? Would you consider me a shitposter? Is there anywhere specifically I could use improvement on?

Probably would have been better to post in the GD once since Misc is, well, Misc.

I've never had a Chicken Wrap in my life.

French Fries

Kassadin, then Shaco.

Mid primarily. Top and Jungle are tied for second. Hate playing bot.

League is in an OK spot, I think. If I could change anything, I would nerf Cho's W silence and lane usstain. I would put a higher CD on Wither. I would nerf Cass' E ratios by just a tiny bit, and I would make Hecarim's Q deal 3/4ths damage to champions. I would also nerf Viktor's Q AP attack ratio and his laser by a tiny bit. I would remove the bonus AD Zed gets for free and put a tether range on his ult shadow. I would nerf Fizz's W just slightly and I would give Eve a base damage on her ultimate with scaling %current HP so it will actually kill somebody. I would also nerf Zac's W's scaling AP so he can't remove 25%~ of someone's max health per W in an AoE every 2 seconds if he built AP. I would do so many things.

World sucks. World leaders don't know how to run countries, I would change America (I'm not American). I would change them by putting the power back into the government from the individuals. Privately owned hospitals and banks are a horrible idea for a country and it's continuously proven to be a shitty idea. I guess I would also remove about half the Churches there too. You don't need a church per every 4 blocks in your Country.

Also if Canada wants to move forward, they need to properly learn how to integrate First Nations People. Separation isn't the right path here.

There are only a few people I consider shitposters. If it makes me chuckle, I don't think of it as a shitpost. GD has always been relatively lenient in terms of league content and just content in general. I view shitposts as something that someone makes for the soul purpose of making fun of somebody else for no reason other than to make themselves feel some sense of superiority over the person they call out. For example, Phane is a shitposter. In regards to your posting habits, I'm neutral. Unless you're a complete douchebag like most of IPB tends to be when they come to the boards, I have absolutely no reason to think anything negative about your posting habits.

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