To all those "Know-It-All Newbies"

Hi, I'm sure many of you have run into a "Know-It-all Newbie" at some point. We all know that one guy, and who says "Nah, I'm fucking amazing man, I just started and people accuse me of smurfing like every game, they should just make me level30 so I can start stomping people in ranked and get super high in elo!" Here is my note to people like you. If you say things like that, you better believe I'll check your match history. If you have lost a game to BOTS. Bro, you are not ready. Especially if you've lost multiple games to bots. I then see a pvp match in you're history, and I notice that you went 1/10/1. Bro, you are not ready. If you insist that you're so good, then you'll eventually meet somebody like me, who will say, "Ok, let's test it. 1v1 me. :)" And you proceed to get the ever living fuck stomped out of you, bro, you are not ready.

I've been noticing this fairly common on my little smurf account that I'm leveling up. And when they lose they always blame their team, even though they will go like 0/7/2 in mid. "Oh, my team was terrible, they fed so hard, i couldn't carry!" Well bro, they didn't feed your lane, you fed your lane alllll on your damn self. Anybody else wanna post their Know-It-All Newbie stories?

P.S. if you didnt find this entertaining, try reading it in the voice/attitude of Sky Williams.(famous youtuber for LoL) I wrote it thinking of his voice cause whatever reason, and it made it so much better haha.