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What if instead of Phreak leading the Champion Spotlights...

Espurr VI·4/21/2015, 4:13:05 AM·79 votes·3,218 views

The champion itself led it?

Draven Hey all my fans, welcome to the League of Draven spotlight. Featuring yours truly: Draven!

This handsome devil here can throw whirling axes like a pro and can deal a draven amount of damage quite easily.

Passive Explanation: Who wants to bet I can rek that guy!? Each time I kill a minion or catch an axe, you gotta give me 2 extra gold when I kill a champion! This is how I get the ladies.

Q: What's better than an axe? A spinning throwing axe. By activating this, my next attack will decimate my enemies and even bounce off. Being as awesome as I am, if I catch it I can throw another one.

W: Draven is fast. That's why the ladies love me. With this, I can jog a little faster and smack all who oppose me with even more spinning axe efficiency. And for better Draven effect, each time I catch another axe, I can immediately do this again!

E: Long lines? GET OUT OF THE WAY, DRAVEN'S HERE. When you throw two axes in a line in front of you, you expect all those people to get out of the way and maybe even be dazed by your absolute star, Draven.

R: What happens when you cross a running weakling and Draven? A dead weakling! It doesn't matter if they are across the map, if you hit a champion, this will shoot through them and then come right back to you while hitting your enemy in the butt on the way back.

58 Comments

disregardable4/21/2015, 4:17:17 AM81 votes

RekSai:

RAAAAAAAAAAk grrrrrrph reeeee Spirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr STREEEEEEEk RAAAAAAAAAAAAAk grph eeeehk RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Narasimha4/21/2015, 2:17:46 PM46 votes

Mordekaiser ahem

Mordekaiser YOU ONLY NEED TO CLICK ONCE, FOOL

Mordekaiser drops mic

Mordekaiser walks out

usul12024/21/2015, 5:09:53 AM31 votes

Gnar GNAR DADA! Huagh huagh huagh NYA! [Utter silence as he shows his dance BECAUSE RITO PLZ]

Blue Moon Wolf4/21/2015, 2:01:51 PM30 votes

Bard BWAAAAAAAAAA dut dut duut

Kouga4/21/2015, 8:08:42 PM21 votes

Highlights from the Champions' Champion Spotlight!

Amumu And when I use this ability, I think about how many friends I want and I get very.. saaaad -sobs uncontrollably- T.T

Diana AGH THE SUN (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Jinx AND WHEN I TOGGLE THIS, I PULL OUT A ROCKET LAUNCHER! YEAH, AND THEN THIS ONE TIME, FISHBONES MADE A BET THAT I COULDN'T BRING DOWN AN ENTIRE BUILDING WITH ONE ROCKET! HAHAHA, SILLY GUN! That hospital didn't stand a chance!

Zac I should get a suit...

CubedJustice4/21/2015, 3:40:22 PM17 votes

-1 for the suggestion of less Phreak.

Chaotic Reks4/21/2015, 3:25:20 PM11 votes

Rammus: "OK, ALRIGHT, YEAH, OK"

rebound24/21/2015, 3:46:23 PM10 votes

Who else read the descriptions of each of Draven's abilities in Draven 's voice?

BLU Medic4/21/2015, 9:48:25 AM7 votes

Well, Sona's champion spotlight would be interesting...

Aerothal4/21/2015, 4:15:56 AM6 votes

you...you do understand that Draven is not real, don't you? DON'T YOU?!?!?!

WutsKraken4/22/2015, 5:29:32 AM5 votes

Chogath eats production crew and leaves

Akeydel4/21/2015, 9:52:30 AM4 votes

They'd have to devote all the revenue from future Chroma sales to pay voice actors. Might be worth it though....

Mistress Madoka4/21/2015, 9:25:46 PM4 votes

LeeSin: -Muffled and Distant sounds fo Lee Sin reading his lines-

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S BLIND AND DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THE MIC IS

TRUMPIS4/22/2015, 3:25:02 PM3 votes

Alistar Q: I KNOCK THEM UP SO THEY CAN'T MILK THOSE W: I KNOCK THEM AWAY, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T MILK THOSE E: I HEAL MY ALLIES, SO MY ENEMIES STILL CANNOT MILK THOSE R: YOU...CAN'T...MILK....THOOOOSSSEEEE!!!

SPICYXL4/21/2015, 10:52:28 PM2 votes

Sion AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RamboDash154/21/2015, 10:49:26 PM2 votes

Ziggs

With my Q, things go BOOM My W makes things around it go BOOM as well as throw me up in the air for more BOOMS! My E makes a small area of walk on it and go BOOM My R sends a huge case of BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM! to somewhere far away, I don't know where, I just know things explode!

Highfather4/22/2015, 3:21:56 AM2 votes

Because as awesome as that would be, new and less intelligent players would be confused as hell.

COWmanLord4/22/2015, 12:47:33 AM1 votes

Bard *Weird ringing noises

Budupops4/22/2015, 1:25:07 AM1 votes

not enoughDraven

Espurr VI11/17/2015, 6:27:55 AM1 votes

Totally didn't realize how many upvotes this generated.

Skystrike74/21/2015, 11:23:31 PM1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Taco the Dragon,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=ZpRYsHpV,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-04-21T04:13:05.637+0000) Being as awesome as I am,~~ if ~~I catch it I can throw another one.

*when

delios4/22/2015, 11:39:52 AM1 votes

Azir All you need to know is Shurima, Shurima, Shurima is da best and you go 30/0 if you play me.

DrMundo MUNDO THROW CLEAVER AT FACE ... DEY DIE

Gnar GNAR GADA SHOO SHOO BAHAAAA

KogMaw BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HUNGRY BHAAAAAAAAA

Shaco TEE HEE HAHAHAHAH HOOO HOOO HAHAHAHA

Ahri OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH DONT U TRUST MEEEEEEEEEEEEA

Nasus hold on i'm stacking

Bard ...

Sona ...

RekSai rahagufog9[7ATEFO8GW;bueofatgw38fogB/EU8Q3OGdboucW

FantasySniper4/21/2015, 10:24:57 PM1 votes

Sona ...

SS Enforcer4/22/2015, 7:58:25 PM1 votes

Darius

Good day to you, citizens of Noxus.

I am Darius, a fearless general, the hand of Noxus, and the friend of Jericho Swain, master tactitian and grand general, and Emilia Leblanc, the Matron of the black rose.

Where do we begin? I suggest that we learn about my role in the League, and what can i accomplish with my power.

Altough i'm not the most mobile fighter in the League, my dueling potential easily outshines anyone who dares to challenge me. (Especially that Garen fellow.)

I have a lot of lane strength, a nasty pull, i hit precisely so it makes the wounds i inflict much more bloody, and i have an incredibly stylish execution tool.

My passive is just me showing off my precision in cutting the arteries. Each and every basic attack and damaging spell of mine makes my enemies bleed, so dumbed down, they take some damage every second.

I took the "tactical spin" fighting style from some of the champions, and i succesfully perfected it. My first ability deals extreme amounts of damage, but it hits less if some of my opponents are closer to me. (Sadly, the handle not as sharp as the head.)

My second ability is a crippling strike (heh) which hits a crucial artery, which makes their movement slower and they can hardly attack me.

As i previously said, i can pull enemies with that big axe of mine. Yea, that's the third skill i have.

But my final ability is the best by far:

I jump up in the air, and dunk the cowards, the enemies, the weaklings. I decimate them, i destroy them, i obliterate them, i split them in half. The sound effect that the hit releases shall echo through the rift, and everyone shall know that someone has been enliminated by the hand of noxus.

GetToTheLantern4/22/2015, 9:19:04 PM1 votes

Garen Q: DEMACIA!! W: DEMACIA!! E: DEMACIA!! R: DEMACIA!! P: DEMACIA

GetToTheLantern4/22/2015, 9:19:23 PM1 votes

Garen Q: DEMACIA!! W: DEMACIA!! E: DEMACIA!! R: DEMACIA!! P: FARMACIA

Mistress Madoka4/23/2015, 6:38:46 PM1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Taco the Dragon,realm=NA,application-id=cIfEodbz,discussion-id=ZpRYsHpV,comment-id=,timestamp=2015-04-21T04:13:05.637+0000)

The champion itself led it?

Draven Hey all my fans, welcome to the League of Draven spotlight. Featuring yours truly: Draven!

This handsome devil here can throw whirling axes like a pro and can deal a draven amount of damage quite easily.

Passive Explanation: Who wants to bet I can rek that guy!? Each time I kill a minion or catch an axe, you gotta give me 2 extra gold when I kill a champion! This is how I get the ladies.

Q: What's better than an axe? A spinning throwing axe. By activating this, my next attack will decimate my enemies and even bounce off. Being as awesome as I am, if I catch it I can throw another one.

W: Draven is fast. That's why the ladies love me. With this, I can jog a little faster and smack all who oppose me with even more spinning axe efficiency. And for better Draven effect, each time I catch another axe, I can immediately do this again!

E: Long lines? GET OUT OF THE WAY, DRAVEN'S HERE. When you throw two axes in a line in front of you, you expect all those people to get out of the way and maybe even be dazed by your absolute star, Draven.

R: What happens when you cross a running weakling and Draven? A dead weakling! It doesn't matter if they are across the map, if you hit a champion, this will shoot through them and then come right back to you while hitting your enemy in the butt on the way back.

Draven: Not "Draven", DRAAAAAAAAAAAVEN

Laughing Fish4/23/2015, 6:59:26 PM1 votes

Garen's champions spotlight?

Passive: Garen I WILL NOT FALTER! My perseverance allows me to heal myself, so that I can continue to serve Demacia now, and forever!

Q: Our deeds shape the future! I refuse to allow myself to be hindered by those that oppose Demacia! I break free of the chains of the accursed villains, and silence all who oppose the light of Demacia!

W: No matter their numbers, I will not yield! My courage gives me the strength to withstand the assaults of the scoundrels, making my armor and resistant to foul magics all the more effective!

E: I bring judgement! I spin my sword in a winning fashion, and cut down all who oppose the will of the king!

R: I BRING JUSTICE! I smite the slithery wretch, and call upon the pure light of Demacia to cleanse the world of their filth! DEMACIA!

OblongOtter4/22/2015, 12:46:02 AM1 votes

This seems nice, but I really like Phreak leading. Maybe they would just have a little part, like maybe you could have them explain their playstyle.