Feel like doing some smalltalk (AMA)

Malicious Metal··11 votes·1,118 views

Been a while since I've done one of these but we know the drill by now. Be it music Mordekaiser Food Philosophical Questions Mordekaiser English literature Pop culture Mordekaiser or Mordekaiser

Just feel free to babble on about whatever comes to your mind^^ http://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.fireden.net%2Fvg%2Fimage%2F1439%2F46%2F1439467237663.png&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425

47 Comments

Deep Terror Nami4 votes

Is Mordekaiser prone to rusting with prolonged exposure to salt water? Asking for a friend. Nami

Malicious Metal3 votes

Well, he's kinda old fashioned and still wears heavy IRON armor.

Prone to getting rusty after prolonged exposure to salt water, usually in form of the tears of his enemies

RadiatedApples3 votes

Where does Mordekaiser go to shine his armor?

Malicious Metal2 votes

Taric's salon. The man's got everything you'd want to make yourself look stunning when charging into the fray.

Hell, even Darius and Garen frequent this establishment without tearing it apart in a moment of bitter rivalry

GULAG 4 U3 votes

Do you speak spanish?

Malicious Metal3 votes

I understand most of it but don't speak it myself.

The languages I'm familiar with to varying degrees are: English German Italian French

And seeing that my brother's learning Japanese I'll be passively learning some of it too. If I want to or not...

GULAG 4 U2 votes

Nice, just you might be called a weeb LUL

Malicious Metal1 votes

I don't watch a lot of anime, sooo.

Netflix and other OG TV series' where it's at!

Power Of Syndra3 votes

Did you know Syndra is way way way way way more powerful than Mordekaiser?

Deal with it!

http://i.imgur.com/Lg0z4X3.jpg

BLT wild wind1 votes

Is that why Syndra cant handle 3 bang bang bang from Mord? Too weak afterward ;....;

Malicious Metal1 votes

What was that? Can't hear you over me 1v5ing the enemy team

Power Of Syndra2 votes

What was that? I can´t hear you over the sound of immense power to your face!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rTPXy5-FrGc/Uc8A3ZZOkFI/AAAAAAAANqk/3KuXgyYIfxc/s318/schoolbags.gif

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Are you currently taking on apprentices of the Master of Metal?

Malicious Metal1 votes

Always recruiting minions and lackeys

Melledoneus1 votes

Does Mordekaiser like Shenpai?

Malicious Metal1 votes

Depends.

Did he notice him?

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Ah okay. Just be on the lookout for someone asking you about Morde.

I referred him to you after he mentioned wanting to learn Mordekaiser. He already owns him and is already hooked.

Malicious Metal1 votes

Ask him which his favorite skin is.

Depending on the answer the coaching will vary.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

What a coincidence, he replied to my "favorite skin" thread.

His IGN is Japanese Crab and he's level 10.

He's planning on getting his King of Clubs skin.

Malicious Metal1 votes

Oh, level 10, huh?

Good thing Morde really works well against those who have no clue about what he does^^

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

Tell me about it.

I tried him last week on rotation and good lord it was easy to get fed off of 3rd Qs that were up when my opponent decided to all in me.

reaperteaser1 votes

how many times per day/week do you play as mord?

Malicious Metal1 votes

At least once whenever I decide to get some games under my belt. Usually end up playing him 80% of my games

SkyblazeHydraX31 votes

If someone had a hypothetical Mordekaiser rework that they weren't sure actually went far enough but nonetheless wanted to share, would you read it?

Malicious Metal1 votes

Sure, why not?

SkyblazeHydraX31 votes

Passive: Iron Man Whenever an enemy is damaged by one of Mordekaiser's abilities he generates a shield amount equal to 30% of the cost of the ability, reduced to 10% against minions. The shield's maximum amount is equal to 25% of Mordekaiser's maximum health. After a three second delay, Mordekaiser's shield decays at a rate of 2% of Mordekaiser's maximum health per second.

Q: Mace of Spades 5% Max Health Passive: Mordekaiser's basic attacks deal 10/20/30/40/50 +(1% per 25 AD)(1% per 50 AP) of Mordekaiser's max health as bonus magic damage. This bonus damage contributes to Mordekaiser's Iron Man shield. Active: Mordekaiser's next three basic attacks become empowered, doubling the passive bonus damage and converting his basic attack's damage to magic damage. For the first two Mordekaiser swings his runic mace in an arc, dealing damage to all enemies struck. For the third strike Mordekaiser swings his mace down, tripling the passive bonus damage and damaging all enemies in the area. Mace of Spades applies both on-hit and on-spell effects.

W: Harvester of Sorrow 10% Max Health Mordekaiser generates an aura around the target, linking them to him for 4 seconds. After 2 seconds, Mordekaiser can recast the ability to end it prematurely. Enemy Cast: Enemies near the targeted enemy are also damaged for 20/25/30/35/40% of the damage dealt to the targeted enemy. The damage dealt to the target and nearby enemies is stored as Agony. After 4 seconds or recasting the ability, Mordekaiser steals health from the target equal to the amount of Agony stored. Ally Cast: Mordekaiser and the target ally gain 75 movement speed while moving in the other's direction. 20/25/30/35/40% of the damage dealt by Mordekaiser and the target ally is stored as Agony. After 4 seconds or recasting the ability, Mordekaiser and his ally are each healed for 50% of the Agony stored.

E: Siphon of Destruction 1% Max Health per Second Mordekaiser generates a cone of spectral absorption that deals 10/30/50/70/90 (+.35 AP) magic damage per second. Enemies under the effect of Harvester of Sorrow have 10/20/30/40/50% of their movement speed stolen by Mordekaiser over 3 seconds and contribute Siphon of Destruction's full health cost to Iron Man. Mordekaiser retains the stolen movement speed for 3 seconds after either Harvester of Sorrow's or Siphon of Destruction's effects have ended. While Siphon of Destruction is active, Mordekaiser cannot attack or cast other spells.

R: Children of the Grave Passive- Dragon Force: If Mordekaiser contributes to the takedown of the Dragon, Mordekaiser enslaves its spirit for 10 seconds. Dragon Force will kill Mordekaiser's current ghost and disable Children of the Grave's current effects, and casting Children of the Grave will kill the Dragon. Active: Mordekaiser curses the target enemy, stealing 5/6.5/7% (+1% per 50 AP) of the target's health as magic damage before dealing 15/19.5/21% (+1% per 16.67 AP) damage over 10 seconds. Cursed enemies are afflicted with the same aura as Harvester of Sorrow, healing Mordekaiser for any damage inflicted by its effects.

I'll admit, I didn't even TRY renaming or completely redoing any abilities, partly because I don't know jack shit about metal music outside of Pentakill and "Indestructible" by Disturbed. I mainly just went with trying to make what he's got already healthier while retaining an appropriately thematic feel.

Hell Week1 votes

PENIS

Stars Shaper2 votes

Argument of the thead: "Small talks"

How to self roast xD

Malicious Metal1 votes

RIP

Sahn Uzal1 votes

to shred or not to shred?

Malicious Metal1 votes

That isn't a question.

Always B shreddin'

Sahn Uzal1 votes

I love that Reading Glasses Morde drawing btw

Malicious Metal1 votes

By the way, can you give me the link of that CertainlyT stream?

TheSequelsRBad1 votes

On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?

Also, are you familiar with this dude? He is pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjEGRAEcbQU

Malicious Metal1 votes

It fcking melts 11

O_o

Diamond Key11 votes

Do you live in the German or French speaking part of Confoederatio Helvetica?

Malicious Metal2 votes

German speaking part^^

Over Innsmouth1 votes

Have you yet seen Stranger Things?

Malicious Metal1 votes

I binged watched it. Started eight in the evening, finished four in the morning

Over Innsmouth1 votes

That's how you fuckin' do it.

What did you think?

Malicious Metal1 votes

Season 2 when?

I needs it nao!

LostFr0st1 votes

I would like your input on a ground-targeted Morde W version I drew in paint please! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d18ec966676fb5ff133f7f38c82dae6f91aec4520666253890f6b21121c9876b.jpg

The AoE kinda sticks to whatever walks through it for a bit after they leave the area, and if he Qs a shrapnel target it'll hurt the other shrapnel-affected units too.
(kinda like old Q did except not as random?)

Thanks.

-LostFr0st

Squidsmastah1 votes

On a scale of 1-100, what level of pain do your enemies feel when they face you?

Ehlekar1 votes

Would you prefer Riot to make a Candy Tyrant Mordekaiser skin or a Dark Star Mordekaiser skin?

Malicious Metal1 votes

Don't be this cruel D:

I don't wanna choose but if I had to I'd pick Candy Tyrant Morde.

Just for shits and skittles

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