I have an idea to solve the "EZ NOOBZ" problem.

strut··1 votes·360 views

Let's have the game count how many times a player writes EZ into all chat and at the end of every month subtract that number form the persons lp. Or maybe if it's more than 1 permaban him/her.

(Getting really annoyed here)

19 Comments

J Epstein2 votes

GG Ezreal

YumScrumptious962 votes

Well, judging from your ideas and thoughts, you definitely get told "gg ez" a lot.

strut1 votes

I'm downvoted and got this comment... Did you take this seriously?

YumScrumptious961 votes

Wait, are you trying to pass your post as sarcasm or satire now? If so then you really messed that up.

strut1 votes

It's a way of expressing how tired i am of people writing easy in an exaggerated joke-ish way. I mean "ban someone permanently if he says ez just once" is quite hard to take seriously. At least i thought so. Well it's League so nevermind.

YumScrumptious961 votes

Hold on, you chose to put "(Getting really annoyed here)" in a sarcastic post, and never put anything to indicate sarcasm at all, then thought people would assume sarcasm? Why can't you just ignore the salty anti-EZ posts instead of making a terribly made post without any display of sarcasm?

strut1 votes

"(Getting really annoyed here)" is actually what means to be the indicator of exeggaration. You know >Don't take me seriously im just angry and made up some random bullshit to take off some frustration<. I don't get it how the other anti-Ez posts come here. This is not a parody of them as it seems you assume. It's just a simple joke dude. Nothing to get any tits flopping about.

Shit i regret posting a simple joke already.

YumScrumptious961 votes

Except you didn't make it at all obvious it was a joke, this is exactly similar to every post that is actually complaining about people saying "gg ez." You don't know how jokes work do you?

strut1 votes

I like jokes where you have to actually think a little bit. Those work just as fine. Well not for everyone it seems. It's like the big bang theory and louis ck's short episodes on hbo for example. The Big bang theory uses a laugh track so the viewer doesn't have to actually think about the dumb stereotypical """puns""" they manage to write. And the show is fucking shit. Louis however is much more enjoyable it's absurd sometimes and harder to get but with a much less "forcd laugh with the same joke used up again" feeling.

Also what is wrong with you dude? Even after i made it clear that it's not even a salt post you still keep your scummy way of speech trying to be semi-offensive with this smartass attitude... You must be great to talk to in reality as well. Enjoyable conversations ahead!

I really don't know what i expected. It's completely my fault posting at these goddamn boards.

YumScrumptious961 votes

For a joke to be funny, people have to know its a joke. This isn't a joke where you have to think a bit, there's no punchline, this is satire and its not even well worded satire. Nobody here understood your joke because it wasn't close to a good joke. Its your fault that you made a completely un-obvious attempt at a joke, and no one viewed it as such. Have you heard of putting "/s" at the end? That's how you indicate sarcasm or satire. People can't tell when text is sarcasm/satire unless its extremely obvious, as there is no tone of voice or indicator unless they specifically put something to show it. Your post didn't have any indicator, and looked exactly like other posts complaining so there was nothing obvious about it. Sorry that you can't wrap your head around that, but next time you go seeking people to laugh and agree with things you are IMPLYING OR SAYING THE OPPOSITE OF then at least make it apparent what you are saying.

KoggyStyle2 votes

Here is a Tip, do not... EVER, feed the trolls.

Billy VoHagen1 votes

No.

Zach Sandwhich1 votes

If the guy says ggez at the end of the match, chances are he's already been toxic and you should already have him muted. If its really that bad just turn off /all chat.

strut2 votes

You are right. I was stupid to turn it back on :(

Billy VoHagen1 votes

Or, just stop caring.

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