MF: "Ashe, stop being a coward!"

Had a game of Hexakill on Friday where I was playing Ashe. The enemy team had an Miss Fortune, who I swear had no clue how to play properly. She'd keep whining about how I was a coward and refused to duel her, and complained whenever my ult stunned her while Shen was busy ramming his fist into her rectum. What made it funny was she would say stuff like:

"Ashe, you're such a coward. You keep running every time I'm about to kill you." "LOL, Ashe is such a noob. She keeps refusing to fight me." "Wow, 3v1, such a coward's play." (mind you, this was after I stunned her on the East Altar with my ult after Shen's taunt had ended.) "Report Ashe for being a coward." (No, seriously. She said this in postgame chat.)

I'm sorry, I didn't know proper positioning and keeping my rather squishy behind from harm was a coward's tactic.

God, it must be summer. The kids are out in force. Welp, time to avoid ranked for three months, and try a ranked binge in September before the rank freeze in November.