The most common things you will see in chat tomorrow

"wtf is this" "where is teambuilder" "how new is this queue" "this new champ select sucks, i keep getting kicked because it wont take my bans wtf" "wtf why did you ban my champion, i even showed i was going to play them" "omg support takes forever" "omg glitch i can hear other peoples champions in champ select" "i picked fill, but i dont want to support, seeya" "you have _____, ______ and ______ as the champions you want to play, you cant pick ____ now you troll" "you took my champ, so fuck it, Soraka ADC" "you banned my champ, so fuck it, AP Zed mid" "you are playing something off meta, so now im trolling"(not a new one)