So I just played as the ADC...

Vistha Kai·10/2/2016, 8:32:20 PM·45 votes·2,464 views

And I got support Lux who:

picked Teleport
spent the first ~3 minutes in the enemy jungle
came to lane
missed 5 bindings in a row - at least 2 of them went literally in the opposing direction
then died
teleported back to the lane
died again
said "cnt play with this retrd adc"
and went top before the 5 minute mark.

The best part? "Report botlane", "Report Jhin" and "Lux still has more kills than you".

Welcome to the Boosted Queue. ~~Do yourself a favour and kill yourself~~ Enjoy your stay.

32 Comments

Marshbouy10/3/2016, 12:02:59 AM16 votes

You had me at "lux support" I have seen 50+ lux supports, none of them did well.

NodaYame12710/3/2016, 1:51:01 AM5 votes

I do well as lux supp qq

Beefy Ram10/2/2016, 9:33:21 PM4 votes

As an old support main (I was for the 3 and a half years I've been playing), I got tired of seeing all those lux who claim to be support yet they don't even build sighstone or get pinks. I had to begin to main top lane since I like the tank/bruiser playstyle. It saddens me that we can't do anything about all those mages bot lane. I feel like it has something to do with the introduction of the new champion select. Most players want a fast queue so they pick fill/support and pick whoever they want to play, support or not.

JDB8eoX8x010/3/2016, 12:43:11 PM4 votes

You know what I hate? When I support people properly, get them fed and protect them like a babysitter and Riot repays me by putting me up with Morgana "Sit in a bush and do nothing" Support in MY ADC games. It makes me really upset, because people shouldn't queue up as something they can't play. If I play Sion support, you're in for a won lane, not an "I don't know if this shit even works but I'll sit in the bush and let you do all the work while I play with my buttons" lane.

If I could support myself, I'd know that I wouldn't die as an ADC, because I put 101% into keeping myself alive.

Playing Janna? My shield will shield you for about 800 health because I put my focus into supporting, not buying tanky items to save my own bacon. Zilean? I won't towerdive anyone with my ultimate, I'll save it up for when my ADC gets stomped.

Sincerely, somebody that hates selfish off-meta supports. It's okay to be off-meta, but not if you don't do your job properly. You don't take the kills, you offer them.

LemurMonster10/3/2016, 12:58:48 AM2 votes

All dazzle, no brilliance.. :D

Finn Teh Human10/3/2016, 5:49:11 PM2 votes

Lux 2/9/0 "Still more kills" I love when they say that when they've died so much they could feed Africa.

Austin Covello10/4/2016, 2:37:17 AM2 votes

InB4 the martyr supports who always bitch about ADC mains being cocky assholes reply saying "But it's a team game! Can't we all stop blaming each other and get along?"

(Have you ever noticed that? When supports complain about a bad ADCs they're unappreciated, but when ADCs complain about troll supports, it's all "Let's stop the blaming and the drama!" Go figure.)

theArtifacts10/3/2016, 3:46:41 AM2 votes

I just played a game with zyra support against Raka/Jhin. I was at about 50% hp and jhin ults. Shes at full hp and stands on the side of his ult not moving or making any attempt to body block a single shot. I flashed out when i got to the edge and asked her why.. she says "You're not worth it".

FML

EDIT: That is also my tipping point. If my support intentionally screws me, its gg. IDGAF and wont even try anymore.