Ever had a match where both the enemy team and your team all gang up on you together?

I call them 9v1's, and once you get yourself into one, you might as well leave because you won't get out of it without getting reported anyways. You try to improve your behavior? Nope, they'll still bully you. You try to mute everyone? Your teammates will grief you by telling the enemy where you are, and you can't report them for it because 9v1 reports always win.

In essence, you automatically lose out.

Who else here has gotten themselves into one of these quagmires?