@RiotAmes - 0 RP - A Challenge for you!

I have assembled the pentagram of still-sizzling bacon to summon the messenger. Let the great Destroyer of Zeroes know that I have beaten the system!

http://i.imgur.com/9fDtxru.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Fe8nchr.jpg

I wish to challenge him and two champions of his choosing to a battle on the Murderbridge with myself and two of my friends - whenever is most convenient for him - for the right to retain my glorious lack of RP.

...at least until the new Battlecasts and Pickpocket Twitch arrive, at which point I will be acquiring more RP in any case :P